A fix

"I wish that for the next year, Fabio can only get an erection if he's fantasizing about Linda while masturbating. I wish the woman he cheated on Linda with cheats on him."

You look at Linda. "I wish Linda is happy she is no single again. I wish she has more confidence now. I wish she is glad that she is no longer dating a cheating jerk."

Linda wipes her eyes and stops crying. She confidently orders a glass of wine then looks over the menu.

You look at Linda. She is very attractive. The waitress brings her the wine.

You raise an eyebrow.