White: king's knight g1 to f3

With a rumble of hooves, the king's knight sprang into action. The charger leapt through the front line, the hapless pawns watching in amazement and relief as the knight pulled in front of them. From atop the steed, the knight brushed her windswept blonde hair from her face and smirked at the quivering black pawn nearby. "You will be my first target," she vowed, licking her lips and she glanced down at his cock. "And I hope you know how to use that."

The crowd cheered its approval.