He's getting there

To Matt's surprise, Amy seemed ready for the occasion with a pair of hair clipping scissors and a razor. It was one of those pink girlie ones but once she pulled down his pants, took out his dick, and started soaping it up, Matt wasn't going to complain.

"I suppose I should blow you," she said. "Just so you don't prematurely ejaculate once you get close to my mom's pussy."

"Couldn't hurt," Matt admitted. "If you want to."

"Fine. Let me shave you first, then I'll take care of you."

She had him stretch out on his bed, then clipped his pubic hair close with the scissors. "Does that feel nice."

"Actually it's a little scary."

"Good thing you've been nice to me, huh?" She tugged on his balls, supposedly to get at the hair underneath but he definitely felt a sense of danger here.

"Yeah, I've tried to be. I am a guy so I imagine sometimes I get a little self-centered."

"You're better than most, which is why I agreed to be your girlfriend despite our somewhat unorthodox relationship."

Unorthodox was definitely one word for it.

After what seemed an eternity of her moving his dick and balls around and snipping, she reached into her bag, took out a big can of one of those shaving creams that start as jells and then foam, squirted a big mound into her hand, and carefully spread it around.

"That feels nice," he admitted. "You have a really soft touch."

She smiled at him, the smile almost making her distorted face pretty. Not that Matt didn't think she was pretty in her own way despite her scaring.

She kissed him, squeezed his dick, then wagged her finger at him. "Do not distract me for the next few minutes. {if ****=true}Karen would kill me if I accidentally castrate you. Not to mention what my mom would say.{else}My mom would kill me if I accidentally castrated you after promising her fantasies would come true."{endif}

"Got it."

Amy shaved him in slow smooth strokes, occasionally adding more shaving jell. His dick didn't have any hair on it but she shaved around the base first, then she kept one hand squeezing his cock while she shaved the pubes.

"My mom will be so turned on by this."

"Gross."

"Hey, you're turned on by MILFs and doing every girl in the school. What's wrong with her having her fantasies... as long as she doesn't actually do prepubescent boys."

"Nothing, I guess."

She moved down to his balls which, he had to admit, did have some hair on them.

"You know, if I need a job, maybe I could get one doing this." Amy giggled as she smeared moisturizing lotion into his skin. "You look hot and now I'm going to blow you."

She pulled her hair into pigtails, fastened each with a rubber band at the end, then handed them to Matt. "Okay, time for your blowjob. You can yank, but not real hard. If I tap your leg that means let go because I'm suffocating."

"Got it."