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The dainty, girly hand of Agis presses against the middle of your face. She looks just as confused as you. Caressing your jaw, pinching your nose, poking your forehead. "...Are you done?" You quietly ask, not bothering to hide your little grin at the ridiculous situation.

"You are alive..." She gasps, her eyes wide open and watery, another smile forms on her face, this one product of genuine happiness. "Y-you survived!" She joyfully exclaims, quickly giving you a strong, bear hug.

As Agis wraps her skinny arms around you, you can smell the potent odor of **** mixed with her naturally sweet fragrance. "Gods, Agis... How much did you drink?!" You ask, gently caressing the small of her back as she fondly embraces you.

"A few glasses~. Elves aren't supposed to drink this kind of stuff, *hic!* but I really needed one." She giggles, sweetly placing her head on your shoulder and holding you even closer against her.

"...I think you had enough. Why don't you go to sleep? It's late. I need to speak to Abel." You say, slowly breaking the hug and carefully pushing away the full jar of booze.

"Nah, naaah, I'm ok." She drunkenly babbles, waving her hand dismissively. "Abel is in his office, he looked really mad *hic!* when I said I was quitting the guild, tee-hee~." She says, playfully placing one of her fingers over her lips.

"Alright, tha-... Wait, what?!" You ask in shock, Agis simply nods childishly.

"Mmhm. Just like an hour ago. You should have seen his face!" She laughs heartily at the memory, throwing her whole body back and almost falling off her stool. Luckily you are there to save her, grabbing one of her shoulders and straightening her in place.

"Agis, be more careful, you could-" You are interrupted by a pair of plump, wet lips quickly pressing against yours... Agis is kissing you, moaning and squirming as she passionately begins exploring your mouth with her tongue, searching for your own.

The beautiful elf every man and woman in town lusts for is making out with you... but... it feels wrong... she is drunk... you know drunk people do stupid things; hell, the first time you got drunk, you ended up in bed with Helga, the town bicycle.

You gently push her off you. "Y-you certainly drank a lot; let me get you to your room, it's upstairs right?"

Agis pouts and whines, looking at your face with the sluttiest expression she could muster, an expression that you never thought you were going to see on the face of your stern, cold elf boss. "Don't you want to kiss me? *hic!* You don't know how wet I am for you..." She purrs, spreading her legs over her seat, grabbing the hem of her short, olive skirt and pulling it up. "Seeee?" She says in a silly voice, flashing you her lacey black thong and perfect, thick upper thighs. Fuck... you would have never imagined Agis used that type of underwear... and yes, she is telling the truth, they are sopping wet.

"I... I see... I-i'm taking you to your room." You say, clearing your throat and standing up from the stool, discretely adjusting the hard-on under your pants so it wasn't that noticeable.

Agis looks extremely disappointed, pouting exaggeratedly. "I don't have a room anymore! *hic!* I've quit, remember?"

"He didn't even let you keep your room? After all you did for the guild?" You say with a frown, the elf grins nervously.

"I might have said some really ugly things about his mother before quitting... s-so I really don't blame him, heh." She shrugs, quietly entering another ****-fueled giggling fit. You sigh deeply and rub your temples, feeling like indirectly, this is your fault. She was really worried about you and you were just fucking a wolf-girl again and again instead of coming back to report...

"You can stay in my home as long as you want, it's the least I can do." You state, Agis rewards you with her pretty smile, her eyes sparkling.

"Thank chuuu, Theo~. You'll have to carry me though, *hic!* I can't feel my legs."

Alright... you walk to her side, placing one arm on her back and another under the back of her knees. She giggles happily as you easily lift her in your arms, she is light as a feather and her skin is incredibly soft. "My brave knight! You look pretty handsome from over here." She flirts, gently circling her arms around your neck as you carry her out of the building. It feels so weird to see Agis acting like that. It's like she got replaced by another elf, but this one happy, bubbly and carefree... "Can I tell you a secret?" She whispers as you stroll through the dark, empty streets.

"Go ahead."

"I'm actually a princess, you know?" She says, you look at her in surprise, you don't know if she is being serious or if it is just a drunkard's ramble. "...It wasn't a life for me... When my father wanted to **** me to marry some rich noble prick, I knew I had to escape, I wasn't going to become somebody's useless, trophy wife... So I ran away, lots of people helped me... I went far, far away... and I ended up here..." You continue walking, letting her talk, she sounds sincere. You might actually be carrying royalty...

"I had fencing classes when I was younger, I read a lot about army-commanding in my many free-times, I wanted to make something new... So I had an idea, Adventurer's Guild! We protect the town and make some coin on the side. I just needed someone with money to start it off, and I met Abel." Her expression slightly shifts into a little frown.

"He had some fat heir from one of his dead uncles or something like that, and he was willing to fund my project. So we started to work together... The first years were good, but the guild quickly started to decay... He started to accept bribes, hire people based on their status rather than their skills, almost turned the building into a fucking tavern... I felt betrayed... This made me angry. So fucking angry, with him, with the recruits, with myself... I couldn't do anything, he owned everything, I could just carry on..."

Her grip on you gets stronger, she takes a deep breath before continuing. "I was grumpy, I was bitter, I was a real bitch with everyone. Then those bullshit rumors about orcs and chastity oaths appeared and... I wanted to cry, but I couldn't. I couldn't show weakness, so I instead got even rougher. Rhea was my only friend and I pushed her away with this shitty attitude of mine... then I actually met you, you were... a good person. You weren't an asshole with others. You were just the errand boy, and I found out you were doing it to support your little sister after your father died... I thought someone like you could be the one who could restore the Guild to what it once was, or... what I wanted it to be." She speaks, resting her head on your chest, you keep listening with attention, feeling a knot in your stomach.

"But then you had to do that wolves job... and I thought you died... and I finally got the balls to quit the guild... and then I see you are really alive, and just in time to find a pathetic, drunk elf that doesn't know what the hell she will do next with her life, stumbling over the bar..." She finishes, just as you reach your house's entrance.

"...You aren't pathetic, Agis. I... thank you for telling me this. I really appreciate it." You speak, but she doesn't answer, she just gently buries her face in your chest as you start opening the wooden door in front of you.