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Chapter 141
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What do you do?
Behold the smallest imp of all.
I know what he said, but maybe we should run. This guy claims to be a general of some sort, and mentioned being sent here by somebody else. I think he really means business. There's no time to even ask who sent him. We just need to try to escape as best we can.
The hulking man with hellish red skin raises his pitchfork up into the air with both of his hands, and the flames begin to swirl down the shaft in a terrifying dance. He's about to do something, though you hesitate to guess what it'll be.
"Leave us alone!" Chini whimpers, and begins sprinting towards him from behind. Before he can turn, she tackles his waist, all while his arms are distracted above his head.
Your eyes widen. "No, don't!"
But then she squeezes his trousers. Her fingers dig in deep enough to snag his undergarments as well, and she thrusts it all down to his ankles. You see his shiny rear cheeks beneath the pointed tail, but what you've yet to see is what the others are staring at.
He panics. Immediately, the flames die down and he waddles back and forth with the clothing trapped around his feet. He nearly trips as he attempts to pull them back up. In a futile attempt to hide, he turns around to face you instead, and you see something between his legs--barely. It's an extremely tiny cock. Impressively small, especially for his size. His eyes widen in terror as he tries to cover up with his free hand, though now he's unable to retrieve the trousers. It really is an awkward situation.
Chula can't help but snicker. "Oh wow. That thing's pathetic."
"Y-You bitch! Silence immediately!" the devil screams at the top of his lungs.
As he struggles once more to redress himself, suddenly Chila, the violet-feathered harpy, slams all of her weight into his back. He trips over his clothing, and starts stumbling in your direction. Before he can recover, Chula swings her foot into his side, and the humiliated man ends up at the very edge of the cliff, flailing his arms wildly. It only takes one thrust of your boot to launch him the rest of the way, and he careens off the edge and down onto the rocky ground beneath with a loud thud.
You step back from the edge and take a deep breath. "Geeze..."
"I'll say. I didn't know men could be that small," Chula says with a grin.
"I meant the fact that we could have died, but sure."
"We shouldn't take too long!" Eva explains. "I doubt he's dead down there."
"She's right." You slide the sword back into its scabbard and turn back towards the path.
"Wait," Chula says. She steps up to you, and from her pocket, she pulls out a beautiful golden necklace with a crimson pendant. "Take this. It's our most treasured possession, but we owe you one. Please hold onto it... It means a lot to us. We're going to need to gather our things and flee elsewhere before that asshole comes back, but maybe we'll meet again. Thank you for everything. And uh, sorry about before."
"Don't worry too much about it, and I'm Kyle." You extend out your hand, and she takes it with her wing.
"Worry about it a little bit!" Niki says desperately from behind.
The timid Chini stumbles over to you and wraps her arms around you in a tight embrace. You feel her large pillows press against your arm as she ceases to let go. "Thank you so much, sir," she whispers. "The next time we meet, I'll try to find a way to reward you."
You look down at her adorable face and can't help but blush. I wouldn't mind that...
Chila peeks over the edge, and then turns back to the group. "He's starting to move. We better be quick."
"Let's get going," you say. "Hey. If you ever find yourself around Avana, hit us up at Dragonhide Manor."
Chini lets go and nods. The three harpies join together once again, but it's time to leave before it's too late. You all have places to be, and that Flame General is likely burning with rage.
What do you do?
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