In The Middle Of Nowhere !

"Now what are we going to do ?" screamed Carol, her rage bubbling over. "Look at me ! I'm a 36 year old mother with sagging tits and I'm stuck out here stark naked in the middle of nowhere" she cried. "Well what about me ? I'm a respected 26 year old business woman, drop dead gorgeous and I'm stuck out here without a stitch !" Debbi countered. "It's all your fault" she accused Carol. "You said we should get on the bikes. And you set up this great plan to get back at Diane. I warned you it would all blow up in our faces."

This was all too much for Carol who leaped at Debbi. "Drop dead gorgeous ? I'll give you drop dead gorgeous you cow." The two naked women commenced grappling, pulling their hair and slapping each other as they struggled to get a hold on their opponent's body. Debbi managed to break away. "Stop it" she yelled, stamping her feet. "Ow, ooh, bloody stones. This isn't getting us anywhere." A chastened Carol agreed. "But what can we do ?" she asked. "We just have to get walking again I guess" answered Debbi. "But it's miles" Carol protested. "I was watching the bike's speedo, we must have come over five miles from the camp !"

Just then, they heard the sound of another approaching vehicle. Carol's immediate instinct was to look for somewhere to hide. She sank down into a ditch. "No, we have to bite the bullet. We need a lift" Debbi argued. She stood there defiantly and held out a thumb. The approaching white car seemed to slow but then accelerated past, with hoots and whistles of derision emanating from those within. "You need to attract attention" said Carol critically as she emerged from the ditch and dusted herself down. "Oh and just what do you suggest I do ? Show them a bit of leg ?" snorted Debbi sarcastically, as she stood there hands on hips !