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I hobbled onto the stage and grunted .

I introduce myself “ I am your holiness the guru Pitka. As you can probably see I am not well. I have prayed to all the deities in my no one god faith but they seem to be testing me again . Testing me through my testicles or nuts .

I turn on the slide show showing

“ N. U. T. S” ( tm) acronym :

Never

Understanding

The

Sensitivity

TM!

I am reminded of my chastity belt . My nuts clenched in two cuffs and a midget punching them while I was 33 years into celibacy .