Early for Halloween?

"Bit early for Halloween isn't it?" The beast asked his voice rumbling like distant thunder "Not that I'm complianing, mind."

It shouldn't be possible for a bull to leer but he managed it anyway. Eyeing James up and down in a way that was becoming all too familiar.

"Hey! Back off T-bone," James snapped "You aren't the first horny meathead I've had to deal with today."

"Oo, scary," he laughed "what are you going to do, turn me into a frog?"

Well, there's only one response to that...