You Win

Both stains are close, but it's clear yours is farther.

"Looks like you're going to have a sore jaw tomorrow," you tease.

"Dude, how did you even cum that far!? I even made sure to drink so much water so my cum would be extra light and you still came farther!" He's in complete disbelief. The poor guy was convinced he would win.

"Well, let's just say you're not the smartest guy in the room."

"Damn," he mutters. "We need to figure out a challenge where we can't cheat." With that look on his face, you almost feel sorry for him. Well you would, if you weren't going to be getting a blowjob tomorrow.

"It's not really cheating if we're both doing it, is it?"

"Fuck, let's play some XBox. I need to wipe that grin off your face."