Her secret crush

Riding next to the woman is an armored knight, his shield out and clearly displaying his family crest.

Why is he here?!

The knight was none other than Baron Fabio von Hunkington, the lord who rules the land adjacent to Hilda's (the noble next door, if you will) and her long-time secret crush!

He's the finest specimen of man meat our lovely lady has ever laid eyes on. He's 6' 2" with dirty-blonde hair and perfect teeth.

Hilda plops back down behind her limited cover. Her face is as red as a tomato, her breathing is ragged, and her heart is pounding.

Despite her many victories on the battlefield, and all the horrors she has successfully stopped in her years of adventuring, poor Hilda, the bravest (according to her and Sally) warrior in the realm, has never been able to work up the courage to talk to him.

"I... I can't do this!" The nude noble whispers as she starts to have a panic attack.

"But mistress!" Sally says as she takes Hilda by the arm.

"I can't let him see me! N-not like this!" The frightened and frazzled warrior says as she gestures at her naked (and her mind) flabby form. "The... the shame of it all!"

"But if you don't... they'll..." Sally starts to say before both nudie cuties freeze in place.

"Hail to you! I say, can you help me?" Comes a high-pitched, sexy, ultra-feminine voice from the road.

Hilda and Sally turn around and watch the witch-turned-beautiful bimbo playfully twirl her hair and smush her breasts together as the Baron and his companion draw close.

"I... I think there's a problem with my wagon," the witch says breathily. "Can... can you help me? I'd be ever so grateful..."

The armored knight and his companion slow their mounts and look at each other.