Another wave dunks on her

Another wave crashes into the beach, knocking Lauren over once more.

The poor ex-debutante screams in terror before her voice is silenced once more by the ocean.

"Help! Heeeelllllpppp! *Glub* *Glub* *Glub*" Lauren squeals like a stuck pig before the water envelopes her again.

Panic grips her (unlike her swimsuit), and she starts thrashing about in sheer animalist terror.

"I'm drowning! I'm drowniiiiiiiiing!" Lauren screams at the top her lungs as she pees herself, evidently not aware that she is lying in the surf (in water no more than 2 inches deep), less than a meter from dry land.

After seeing Lauren make such a humiliating scene, the lifeguard on duty sighs and starts walking towards her.