Superman goes on THOT patrol!

Batman was cornered, He had managed to avoid the last three gangs of satyr women who had chased him across Gotham, but he was running out of resources. Backed into the end of an alley, the Dark Knight glared back at the dozen or so oversized and oversexed goat women as they sized him up and blocked the only way out. Whatever had afflicted Gotham had turned just about everyone into satyrs, now the city was being devoured down to its foundation and their numbers expanding by the hour.

“Ooooh… Big HANDSOME Batman all to ourselves.” Swooned Batgirl.

“I have dibs!” Purred a satyress wearing scraps of Huntress's costume.

“I’ll have the sloppy seconds!” cooed Spoiler.

While the horde of satyreses bickered, Batman looked around for some kind of escape, his grappler ran out of gas half an hour ago. “Ladies, you’re under the influence of a hedonistic demi-god, you have to fight it.”

“Gasp, so commanding! Oh, I am going to ride you like a bronco until bones break!” Purred the former Batgirl, the ruined rags of her costume still clinging to her full curvaceous figure, now 8 feet tall and five times her mass. Backed against the brick wall behind him, Batman ran out of options, there was no way out. He hated to admit it, but he needed help… So, what came next sure was surprising.

Landing between the horde of horny goat women and the surprised Batman was a giant satyr bull, all two tonnes of him landed heavily before he stood to his full height wearing a tattered red blanket like a cape, then he took in a deep breath and blew cold air in front of the satyresses, causing the temperature to drop like everyone stepped into a freezer. “BEGONE THOTS!” Squealing from the cold air snapping them out of their arousal, it was enough time for the satyr to turn around and grab Batman to fly out of the alley to safety high above what was left of the city. Now that they were at a safe distance overhead, Batman could see the damage to the city; slowly being picked clean brick by brick by a growing horde of satyrs. Carried bridal style by the satyr bull that saved him, Bruce quickly spotted the crude red cape and the face of the massive goat creature that saved him.

“Superman?!”

“Hi Bruce, don’t worry, I’m not here to have sex with you…”

“What happened?”

“Well… Best I can figure, someone let Buck loose again and he corrupted the drinking water.” Explained the Satyr of Steel as he helped Batman to ride his back and hold his make-shift cape like reigns. “Now Metropolis, Gotham and West City are all effected.”

“So… Why aren’t you down there acting just as animalistic?”

“Funny thing, Diana found a way to cut through Buck’s corruption, she and the rest of the League are back at headquarters with a new prison to contain Buck while I’m out here gathering anyone else who hasn’t been afflicted… OH! Speak of the devil.”

Flying down after spotting someone amongst the chaos in the streets, Superman found Vixen running for her life while a trio of large satyrs who were once her friends chased her down. Having used her totem to give her the speed of a cheetah, she was still trying to run out of a city overrun with giant horny goat people. She thought it was the end when she had no where left to run and a massive creature flew out of the sky to pick her up, just when she recognised the smiling face of the massive satyr that held her in his arms.

“SUPERMAN?!”

“Yup, its me… Bruce? Any more room on my back?” Hoisting the woman to join Batman on his back, Superman continued to fly while the confused heroine looked around and at Superman in total shock.

“So how DID Diana find a way around the corruption?” Bruce asked, holding Superman’s cape tightly as they left the city back to Metropolis.

“Well turns out she gave me a dilemma to solve; either stomp around like some horny bull in heat or say goodbye to apple pie…” Looking over his shoulder to the two riding his back, the pair reared back at the most serious glare Superman had ever given them. “I… LOVE… Apple… Pie!”

“So, she found out civilized pleasures break through the baser ones… Freeing you from Buck’s influence.”

“Yeah sure, lets go with that.” Superman shrugged.

“Did you find any others along the way Clark?” Asked Vixen, the novelty of the experience now having worn off. “I was kind of hoping we weren't the only ones..."

“Yes and no, looks like everyone else got turned just like I did, want me to bring them back too?”

“NO!” Batman and Vixen cried out in unison, making Superman shrug at their reaction. “Suit yourself, sorry to say the rest of the League are changed so… OH! Found another.” Diving from the high altitude, Superman snatched up Martian Manhunter just when he was about to be molested by a gaggle of satyr women. The green skinned shapeshifter blinked up in surprise at the massive goat-man hoisting him up over his crowded back.

“Hey J’onn, welcome to the freakshow.” Scoffed Vixen, holding onto Superman’s cape tightly while J’onn J’onzz quickly assessed the situation.

“So, Buck’s corruption has taken the East coast, I can sense his influence in the millions afflicted by his corruption… Nothing but base desires and college keggers, if this is not stopped soon the world will become what we see now.”

“Good thing we’ve got a Super Satyr, right Clark?”

Smiling over his shoulder, Clark agreed with a smirk. “Yup! Three Leaguers in one night, Diana’s gonna LOVE this!”