I'll use Gaap's own magic I've studied (Pink Trigger's Power >2499)

Not to be too hard on myself, but there is a reason readers don't see Gaap pulling out a pink pistol, surrounding a dick with pink magic power, or putting on pink spectacles. The answer is that she has a far more potent magic available to her. Thinking this to myself, I resolved to learn the secrets of that magic; I studied it timeline after timeline and made it my own. That's right: Gaap's ability to open miniature portals from place to place, transporting everything from items, to people, to whole rooms of people at a time. I would feed Gaap a potent spoon-full of her own magic with my powerful Pink Portals.

I tested my ability once more. I focused on opening a portal, then dropped my gun down inside. I heard it clatter in there before I closed the gate. My weapon had presumably been transported into the storage shed, where I'd imagined it. That would be an irksome, meaningless part to contort somebody's well-constructed mystery later, for sure.

Now, there is just one more piece left on the board that I need to decide how to properly position...