Hair Trick

“Her hair is daft!” Yells an audience member.

“Yes quite does,” Drake drags out a cart on it are a bunch of wigs of various lengths and colors.

You secretly hope that this trick gets over and done with soon. Already you felt humiliated. But at least you no longer looked like yourself.

“She has such a perfect face,” Drake says cradling your head in his hand, “what does she look like to you?”

He pulled out a curly red wig, “A spicy red head?”

He pulled out a wave blonde one, “A blonde bimbo?”

He pulled out a pink one, “Maybe something a bit exotic?”