"Tell Me All About It !"

"Oh if you could only have been there. It was all just absolutely brilliant" enthused Aditty. "Yes, well, as you know I couldn't be there for the most obvious reasons" replied Diane, just a little peeved to have missed out but nevertheless delighted with her latest spectacular victory. "That's why I need to know all the details. So, what exactly happened when you told them I wasn't coming ?" The pair were comfortably settled in Caffe Nero. "Right, well, if you're sitting comfortably, then I'll begin" the Asian girl laughed.

"So, Debbi and Carol were absolutely fuming, they really thought they'd finally got the better of you" Aditty began. Diane laughed at this. "But then, as we knew she would, the director jumped in and said someone else would have to get naked. 'Course, Debbi was the only possible candidate out of these four but we had all the usual 'I'm not doing it' stuff. But then the director said they'd have to scrap the entire show and would sue the company. So then Debbi tried to get them to postpone it until you could be there but the schedule would not allow that as we knew. Anyway, to cut a long story short, she ended up stripping off that bikini and chucking it in Jeff's face !"

Diane was picturing this in all its' glorious detail. "It gets better" Aditty carried on with the tale. "They had to re-shoot her arriving at the office, 'cos previously she'd had the bikini on. They dragged her out to her car bare ass naked and she had to walk right through the entire office back to the boardroom. What made it even better was that when she first turned up, she'd bragged to everyone how it would be you that would be naked this time. So there were all these shouts of 'where's Diane then ?' Debbi was absolutely livid by now !" Diane couldn't contain her delight. "Oh, but it gets better yet. All those shouts were no good for the take to use on the show, so they had to ask the team to tone it down and made her go back outside and do the walk all over again !"

"So what then ?" asked Diane. "OK, so fortunately in all the kerfuffle, they'd forgotten all about me so I could hang around" said Aditty. "The idea for their show was that now they'd just shoot a few minutes of them supposedly doing some work and they'd conduct individual interviews with the psychologist lady about how liberating it felt and all that rubbish. But then of course there was the piece de resistance that you had organised and which none of them knew about !" Diane grinned broadly. This was going to be good !