Palutena strips for the unknown man

"You know, stripping a goddess at gunpoint is just about the most sacrilegious single action I can possibly conceive," Palutena warned the unseen attacker, while reaching her hand up to unhook the snake's mouth from its tail around her breasts. Soon enough, they were freed, leaving her topless.

"Uh huh... Mmmm. Lady, I think you have the wrong idea-"

"I know, I know. Faster, right?!" Palutena complained, quickly unhooking the panties and stepping out, while additionally pulling off various accessories like her bracelets and necklace. "There!"

"Look... I don't need these things. I just wanted your box."

"..." Palutena couldn't get words out; she just quivered, nakedly, with quiet anger. She turned, crossing her arms over her naughty areas, and finally met her attacker. It was Solid Snake himself, now scanning over her nude body obviously with his eyes. In his hand was... a yellow-peeled banana, held on one end as though it were a handgun. "Wha-?!"

"What can I say? It's a gun, a bomb, and rations. Equipment doesn't get better than this," the man smirked. "But I'm on a no-kill mission. Hand over the box and I'll-"

Just then, a spotlight found the two of them and a giant metal creature burst out from behind them, knocking out the entire wall as it burst forth with a sound like a monster from a Japanese kaiju flick. Snake dove to the ground with an exciting action roll, laying flat, then began to crawl along the floor using his elbows, keeping low. For all his bluster, he ended up getting smashed under the Gear's tremendous feet, which produced an earth-shattering seismic shake. "Snake?" Roy cried from over the radio. "Snaaaaaaaaake!!"

"Mission failed, huh?" Palutena sighed, tossing away the useless radio that Campbell had presumably been using to lure her into Snake's trap. Her box-covered head raised up to look at the menacing Metal Gear. "I guess it's time for my last stand..." But how would she get past this?

The answer came quickly: Pit arrived, as though drawn to her by an unknown ****. He flew around the monster, peppering it with shots like an on-rail section from his video game. As he did, Palutena clutched tightly to the wall, covering her breasts and groin with her hands. What was the best way she could preserve her dignity in this situation?