Keep them at 34D

“Do you mind if I...” I ask, gesturing a grabbing motion with my hands. “No, go right ahead,” Alex says. She scooches over to me and, surprisingly, grabs my hands and places them right on her boobs. “Oh my God.” She looks worried by my statement. “What? Should they be bigger? I knew it, they should be bigger.”

“No, they’re perfect just the way they are.” This calmed Alex down. “I just can’t believe that these are the first pair of, pardon my language, tits I’ve ever grabbed.”

“Really?” I nod. “Really. If I grab any other pair after this, they will definitely be a downgrade.” Alex smiles at the compliment. “These are nice...” I grab them a little harder, “supple...” I start moving my hands around, getting Alex excited, “round,” and I look Alex right in the eyes and finish with, “and they are certainly big.”