Pocket Dimensions

“Hi, my name is John Doe. I am 22 years old. I am, what some people would call, a prodigy. I am also, fairly, socially awkward. I never really had a friend or a girlfriend. The girlfriend one is a huge disappointment for myself, because I’m still a virgin. Though I am a pretty decent looking guy, that wasn’t the problem. I just kept to my studies. If I wasn’t studying, I would be consuming various sources of pop culture from different mediums. I would watch movies, shows, play video games, you know, that sort of stuff. I sometimes wished I could be there instead of here in the real world.

Now, knowing that I may not be alone in this matter, I decided to create a device that would allow people to enter these, sort of, pocket dimensions that would allow them to enter their favorite programs and interact with their favorite characters. To be a part of those stories. It’s a very, let’s say, interesting idea I had. One that nobody thought would work.

It didn’t. At least, not in the way I thought it would. When trying to create the remote device, it exploded in my face. That experiment failed, but it did do something to me. I realized, by accident, that I now possessed that ability. I entered the world of Tom & Jerry one day. Then, I came out. I know it was real, because I brought out a sailor’s hat that Tom was wearing.

I then started going into other places, always picking ones that I would be safe in. So, like no horror movies or anything like that. Because I didn’t know the extent of how I can affect those worlds. It turns out that, since they are my pocket universes I’m entering, I can control what happens. Anything I say goes. If I want superpowers, I can have them there. If I want to alter my appearance, I can in there.

I never spent much time in any one place though. That’s why I’m recording this message. In case me spending too much time in their will cause me to get stuck, I want anyone who might wonder what happened to me, like my family, to know. This is Prolong Time Experiment #1.”

I turn off the camera, knowing that the last part was a lie. I have spent quite a bit of time in certain places. I know I won’t get stuck. I just added that part in case I decide to live out the rest of my life in one of those worlds. At least I have a chance at getting laid. And with all the worlds that have been thought up, I have a wide array of options, specifically of women who I want to service my 9 inch dick. Let me narrow my options down a bit.