Let's try a bit of roleplay.

I checked my watch. It was almost time. According to the company I ordered from, they would set up everything (and it cost quite a bit extra too). Apparently the Raven model was outfitted with magnetic thingies (it would take a scientist to explain and I certainly wasn't one) allowing her to fly and move anything with iron in it, similarly to her abilities and...my thoughts were cut off as a shadow fell over me. I didn't know what it was until I was wisked out of harms way. A piano? Okay, now that was just silly...

"That was close...you'd have looked like the biggest idiot in the world if you got killed by a piano that was CLEARLY being hoisted above you," came a dry voice. I realized I was being carried by my arms. I was gently placed on a building and my rescuer (obviously the Raven robot I ordered) landed in front of me. She blushed slightly as she looked me up and down.

"Besides," she muttered, "it would be a shame for such a hot guy to become a cute smear, in my opinion." She folded her arms over her large chest (which really obstructed my view) and cleared her throat. I looked up into her purple eyes which had a twinkle of amusement in them. Damn these things were built good.

"Something caught your eye?" she teased. "Sorry. Um...I'm John, by the way," I said, keeping up the illusion. "Raven," she stated, obviously introducing herself, "and don't worry about it. Between you and me, ever since my tits got this big, I've been hoping a guy like you would come along." I decided to feign ignorance further. This was kind of fun.

"You have a thing for almost sidewalk pizzas?" I joked. She rolled her eyes. "No, just the cute ones." She got on her knees and fiddled with my zipper. "I really like you, John...I don't know why, but I feel like I was made to be with you...let me show you how much I like you."