Hermione Granger

It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for.

Hermione had heard the mocking statement a time or two in her life. Usually in regards to herself. Boys loved to imagine that just because she was studious and determined to get the best education possible that there must be a boiling cauldron of repressed lust churning away inside of her, filled with kinky and decidedly abnormal appetites. The truth was she had a perfectly normal sexual appetite and perfectly normal desires. She'd checked. She'd asked her mother and had a discussion that was frank- and very embarrassing- about what was and was not normal sexually speaking. And she was perfectly normal.

So these desires she was feeling? These stray thoughts that were welling up inside of her? Perfectly normal.

After all if anyone got their hands on a magical artifact that could change reality, obviously their mind would go to the things they've always wanted to do. No matter how... sexual and... lewd they were. It was completely normal to want to perfect your appearance. It was completely normal to want the perfect boyfriend. It was completely normal to want a satisfying sex life.

Yes she could make the world a better place, yes she could achieve equality for all sentient beings, yes she could end the secrecy surrounding magic. She could do many, many things. But those were all things that would take time and thought, perfecting the wording of the rules that would bring about utopia.

Her desires had been on her mind for years, she knew what she wanted in those specific cases, she could write those rules blindfolded.

Hermione took a deep breath and slowly let it out. She picked up her freshly sharpened pencil and decided what to write.

OLD RULE: Hermione Granger is a Veela Metamorphagus hybrid. The most desirable of women in existence. She is the most powerful witch alive.

OLD RULE: Harry Potter is a Male Veela Metamorphagus hybrid. The most desirable of men in existence. He is the most powerful wizard alive. He is the perfect lover and never fails to bring his partner to orgasm, several times.

OLD RULE: Hermoine Granger and Harry Potter are fated lovers. Destined to be together. They have been in love with one another since they first laid eyes upon each other and have been together ever since. Their sex life is the stuff of legends.

OLD RULE: Every sentient living being is Bi-Sexual. Gays and Lesbians do not face discrimination for preferring one gender over the other.

OLD RULE: Nymphadora Tonks is Harry Potter's bodyguard. Nymphadora is the best Auror and was chosen as Harry's bodyguard because of her legendary skills. Also one of Harry and Hermione's lovers. Their fellow metamorphagus is deeply in love with Hermione and Harry and has never had a more sexually satisfying relationship. A born submissive Tonks does whatever Hermione or Harry wants. Often shaping her appearance with exaggerated proportions to tease and tempt Hermione and Harry. Tonks wears a magical collar that denotes her position in society as a submissive 'sex pet'. Tonks puts Hermione and Harry's safety and happiness before everything else, be in ministry law or Dumbledore's orders.

OLD RULE: A third of the population is made up of Hermaphrodites. Hermaphrodites are like manga's Futanari. Hermaphrodite or Futanari is the preferred terminology. Futa and Dickgirl is often used as slang. Extremely attractive women with both sets of genitals. Often 'Futa' or Hermaphrodites have outrageously large breasts, buttocks, genitals, penis and testicles. 'Futa" are known to be sexually adventurous and excellent lovers.

OLD RULE: Sometimes a sissy 'Futa' is born, which is a 'Futa' or Hermaphrodite that has undersized breasts, buttocks and genitals, also sissy 'Futa' are known for their small stature, never growing beyond five feet tall and are known for their delicate elfin appearance. Sissy 'Futa' are known to be sexually submissive.

OLD RULE: Draco Malfoy is a sissy Futa who is deeply jealous of Harry Potter and Hermoine Granger and more than anything wants to be their sexual ****. Either Hermione's personal cunt lapper or Harry's personal cock sleeve.

OLD RULE: Arthur and Molly Weasley have seven children. Bill Weasley: Male. Charlie Weasley: Male. Percy: Futa. Fred and George: Futa. Ron: Futa. Ginny: Female.

OLD RULE: Veronica 'Ron' or 'Ronnie' Weasley is a sissy Futa and the sexual **** of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Ron is Hermione Granger's cunt lapper and Harry Potter's cock sleeve.

Hermione set her pencil down and leaned back from the rulebook. She gave the words she'd written down a once over. She nodded her head. It was a good start. But there were a few more things she wanted to jot down before she got into really changing things for the better. Picking up her pencil she wondered what she should change next.