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No Sooner Had Aegon and Margaery Stepped Foot Inside The Red Keep's Royal Throne Room Than Had They Been Confronted By The Sight Of Viserys On The Iron Throne and Wearing A Crown With Seven Half-Witted Fake Kingsguard At The Foot. "Guards! Kill This Pretender!" Shouts Viserys. "Five Thousand Dragons and A Lordship and Knighthood If You Stand Down, I Have The True Kingsguard, Consider Carefully." Says Aegon. "What Do You Fools Think Your Doing?! Kill Him!" Shouts Viserys, As The Men Throw Their Swords To The Ground and Strip Their Armor Off. "You Want We Should Kill Him On The Way Out?" Asks A Scruffy One. "Don't Bother, Go See Lord Tyrion and He'll Compensate You For Your Losses." Says Aegon. "As You Like, Come On Lads, Let's Get Paid By The Imp and Spend His Coin At His Brothels." Says The Same Man.

Once Gone, Aegon Disentangles Himself From Margaery. "Nym, If You'd Be So Kind As To Get Your Leash and Wrap It Around This Traitors Neck." Says Aegon, and No Sooner Has Nymeria Snapped Out Her Whip and Snagged It Around Viserys Neck and Brought Him Tumbling Down The Steps Of The Iron Throne. "Viserys Targaryen, As You King and The Lord Of House Targaryen, Protector Of The Realm, Lord Paramount Of The Seven Kingdoms, and The Dragon Of Dorne, I Charge You With High Treason........and Sentence You To ****. Take Him To The Great Sept and I'll Swing The Sword At Dusk." Says Aegon As The Good and Proper Kingsguard Move Forward and Drag A Kicking A Screaming Viserys Away. "Well That Was.....Strange." Says Margaery. "Ser Barristan, Sweep The Castle, Find My Mother and The Dowager Queen. Close The City, Kill Any Men Who Swears Fealty To Viserys and Keeps It. Bring Me All The Highborn Who Swore Their Allegiance and Then Throw Them In The Cells." Says Aegon. "Right Away Your Grace." Says Barristan. Aegon Walked Over To Viserys Crown and Picked It Up. "Here Nym, For Your Troubles." Says Aegon Handing His Second Favorite Sand Snake Cousin The Crown Of A Would Be Usurper Before Aegon Makes Sure To Kiss Said Sand Snake Deep On Her Lips.

Aegon Walked Up The Steps As Soon As The Crimes Were Listed, and Aegon Drew His Sword and Said A Prayer For His Uncle, Brought His Sword Up, and Swung. But Luckily For Viserys This Time Around, Aegon Missed Viserys Neck On Purpose. "Hear Me People Of Kingslanding! If I Swing This Sword, Does That Not Make Me A Kinslayer? A Man To Be So Reviled That He Should Be Spit Upon and Ignored! I Will Not Shed His Blood Today, But Someone Else Will. Ser Barristan, As The Last Man To Kill A Dragon Lawfully, I Call Upon You To Swing The Sword." Says Aegon, and Ser Barristan Nods, Bows, and Swings. Viserys Head Falls Off His Shoulders and Rolls Off The Steps. "Clean This Mess Up and Dispose Of The Body As Befits A Traitor." Aegon Commands, Taking The Time To Spit On His Uncle's Headless Corpse. Departing Aegon Walked Through The Streets To His Horse Rode Back To The Red Keep.

Aegon Was In The Small Council Chamber, Opening and Closing His Fist. Arianne Had Come To Him, and Pleaded For Forgiveness. "Do You Remember The Water Gardens? When You, Rhaenys, and Tye Would Gang Up On Nym and I? Even Then I Knew That I Wanted You, That I Wanted Tyene, That I Wanted Nymeria. But The Day You Had Me Take Your Maidenhead, That Was The Day I Asked My Father To Make You My Bride." Says Aegon. "But Father Told Me To Wait, Wait Until I Was Older. That Was When I Chose To Take Tyene and Nymeria As My Lovers, Out Of Spite For Mother's Influence At First. But When I Found You Abed With Tyrell, My Heart Broke. I'm Not An Idiot Ari, You Are As Much Of A Viper As My Mother Or Sister, But Even So, You Broke The Rules Of Being A Paramour, You Didn't So Much As Invite Or Inform Me." Says Aegon. "I Will Be Marrying Margaery Tyrell, and Frankly, I'm Uncertain Whether I Want You Here At All, Your Betrayal Is Still Fresh Ari. Go, Just Go, Give Me Some Time." Says Aegon As Ari Nods Teary Eyed and Departs. "That Can't Have Been Easy." Says Margaery As She Comes Up Behind Aegon and Strokes His Hair. "No, It Wasn't, But She Needed To Understand." Says Aegon As He Kisses Margaery's Hand.

"Your Grace, Lady Tyene Requests A Moment Of Your Time." Says Ser Arthur. "Send Her In." Says Aegon. "Yes, Your Grace." Says Ser Arthur, and Tyene Is Ushered In. "Yes My Dear?" Asks Aegon. Instead Of Answering, Tyene Shrugs Off Her Dress, Revealing Her Nude Form, To Which Aegon's Royal Scepter Stand Up Straight. Aegon Soon Feels Two Fleshy Orbs Buried Against His Neck, and Judging From Their Size and Weight, Can Only Assume Margaery Shrugged Of Her Gown As Well. Tyene Saunters Over To Aegon, Deftly Undoes His Breaches, and Free's His Hardening Member. Between Tyene's Ministrations and Margaery's Tender Caress, Aegon's In Bliss Right Now, and As His Eyes Roll Back Into His Head.

Aegon Awoke Between Tyene and Margaery, Both Had Gotten Their Fill Of His Royal Seed, and Aegon Knew That If Margaery Was Not With Child Now, She Soon Would Be, As For Tyene, Well.....Aegon new He Could Convince Her To Bear His Children and Stop Taking Moon Tea. Aegon Gently Stroked Tyene's Cheek and Whispered In Her Ear As She Stirred. "I, Aegon Targaryen, Name Tyene Sand The Most Beautiful Sand Snake In The Seven Kingdoms, and Pledge To Her My Undying Love." Aegon Said Before Kissing Her Head.