You go cheap.

‘Sounds kinda like a reset button.’ You think as you fade away. “Yeah do it at least I will be able to pay that back.” Then nothing. The blackness finally goes away and you sit up and instantly notice a difference. Your first thought is that you are tiny and your chest is heavy. “Why can’t I see? What? Why does my voice sound like I am chewing gravel?”

“Just a second I haven’t got all of the bodies hardware online yet and your new eyes are completely cybernetic, I believe you have some throat enhancements as well that would be the cause of your vocal problems.” You hear clicking and beeping. “Yes, yes, let’s see it says here your new body has more enhancements than I originally thought, wow I did get a good deal, er I guess you got a good deal.”

“Ok, enough please just get my eyes working, not to mention my body feels weird, almost heavy.”

“Yes, I see here now, you have cyber eyes with low light vision, video link, and built in video. A cyber voice box with communication link. You have your internal air supply. Umm, nice, you have enhanced musculature and reinforced skeleton and quite strong and agile, however all limbs are original so you will have to give up those big hand cannons. Well you are no where as strong as your cyber arm but you should be able to put up a pretty good fight. Where were we, aah yes, the “pleasure 1000 deluxe package” tm, skin is nearly as durable as Kevlar for withstanding **** penetration of all enhanced sexual devices currently on the market as well as most common bondage, masochism, as well as most beatings from even the most violent lovers while still allowing full enjoyment of any and all sexual activity without further tactile enhancement. That should come in handy I suppose. Sadly you do not have any speed boost but it looks like your nervous system has been heightened to a degree so you should be faster than before but not to the level of your boost.”

“What the hell I thought you said this body was a professional like me it sounds more like a porn star.”

“Well yes, um yes, don’t forget if I didn’t do this you would be dead.”

“What?”

“Ok, I talked to Max after I put you in this body and it seems he knew this person and I may have misunderstood him when he said it was the body of a pro. It seems you are in the body of a cybernetic **** pleasure doll by the name of Bambi. It also seems that you will have to keep the name and take over her identity for the time being because she apparently killed herself because she hated her new life after porn. She, or now you rather, are an ex porn star, you joined and left a lesbian rave biker gang, and recently worked as a pro for a fixer named Vincent that you apparently owed a bunch of money. When I told Max what I did he apparently bought your debt of $150,000 but if you do him a little favor he will write it off. However if you try to go around calling yourself something other than Bambi it may look like you are trying to dodge your debts, friends, and enemies, which may piss someone enough to put a hit on you. Heh heh. Oops. Hey, at least you are alive and quite hot as well.”

“Oh yeah I almost forgot you now have a full computer in your head with full sensory recording capability so you can make a better than life porn, err, I mean so you can do all kinds of sneaky spy stuff.” Then more clicking. “There that should do it, you should be able to see and talk normally.”

Your vision comes back suddenly and you feel much lighter and more agile than before. You stand up and turn around to look in the mirror.