Begs in Front of a Bank

Joe leaving behind the dumb blonde goes to find the closest bank. Sitting outside he waits for an attractive business woman to walk by. He approaches her, “Excuse me miss but you will give me everything you own if I have sex with you once right?” Holding the stone in his hand he feels a shift. The woman looks at him and says “Yes, of course you can have everything I own if you let me have sex with you it is only fair.” She says smiling brightly. After a quickie behind a dumpster they head inside to get all the paperwork done. Upon leaving he sees the woman whose name was Carly go sit where he had been before. Joe didn’t care he had lots of money now, a house, a Jeep Wrangler, and most of all this stone. But, he still wanted a family, and to get payback on some of the other bitchy women of the world.