He Goes to His Ex’s Door

After a few knocks the door opens. Fred expected to see his ex but instead it was her 20yr old younger sister Kat. Fred was already gripping the stone and figure fuck it. Before she could open her mouth Fred said, “You’ve had a huge crush on me since before me and Beverly got together. You are going to go upstairs and masturbate thinking about me screwing you. You haven’t really liked your sister ever since we got together and have tried to embarrass her all the time.” Fred grinned knowing he had just ruined Beverly’s perfect sister relationship.

Fred entered the house the door being left wide open by Kat who went upstairs to masturbate. Fred looked in the living room to see if anyone was there. There wasn’t it was just their stupid aquarium with the overly priced fish. Fred walks over to it unamused and simply says “All that is in here is common gold fish. Beverly’s parents got scammed and all they got were gold fish.” A small shift and suddenly all the colors were gone and replaced by gold fish just swimming around lazily.