The Bar

Fred approaches the bar, the barista seeing the VIP badge immediately skipped the other waiting customers and approached him. “What would you like to have sir?” She said with a little flirtation like most barista’s. “What is the most expensive drink you serve?” Fred said “Expensive, honey? you don’t understand VIPs like yourself don’t pay normally for your drinks. The highest thing on the list is a body shot off of me.” she said coyly drawing a circle around her bellybutton with her finger like it was a shot glass.

She cocked her head, “And maybe, you have something for me since you are the top of the list.” She licks her lips. Fred wasn’t sure how they do body shots but knew he wanted one. After ordering she laid down on the counter and another barista came over and pored the shot. After have what he thinks to be eight body shot after enjoying the first the barista approaches him. “So, honey you have some stuff on you. She said getting in breath distance.” Fred wasn’t sure what she meant by stuff.

Fred was getting woozy from the straight liquor shots he had just had. He managed to find the stone and say “I know what the stuff is in here.” Just then he realized it was cocaine that she was looking for. The top of the list meant he had the purest cocaine. Fred was by no means a **** dealer but he made himself the top of the list VIP so everyone believed he was. Fred almost fell over and finally got out “I don’t have to pay for stuff that I don’t wanna pay for.” Fred didn’t really want to pay for anything right now. He got himself seated at the bar and passed out.