Let Him off “Easy”

Fred looked at the man while reaching in his own pocket. He grabbed the stone and said, “It is your fault I ran into you. As an apology you are going to give me your best credit card with the most available to keep. And you will prioritize paying this card off over every other card no matter how much needs to be paid.” The man looks quizzical for a moment while your words set in and help from the stone he responds, “Yes of course sorry about that.” He hands you a Chase Sapphire card.

Fred wasn’t done, “What is the limit?” Fred asked. “$100,000.” the man responded. Fred figures why spend his money when he can spend this dick’s money which gave him another idea. He tells the man “Your name has and always will be Dick you don’t have any other name. You are just Dick.” Pleased with himself he looks at the credit card and sees the name on it just says “Dick” Fred could only laugh as he left the bank.