Go in the closet! (no pun intended)

With no time to think, you panic and dive into your closet, pulling the door almost shut and press yourself back in the corner as quietly as you can...

You hear someone open the door of your bedroom... your heart pounds so loud that you are sure they can hear it... you hear someone flick your light switch and a ray of light shines under your closet door... there's a moment of silence before you hear them flip the light back off and walk away. You hear your Mom's voice going down the hall, "No. He's not here." Somewhere toward the living room, your Stepdad says something but you can't tell what it is.

You strain your ears and hear your Stepdad saying, "...probably at what's-his-name's... ....... want to...?"

You can still hear your Mom and Stepdad talking... but can't make out the words anymore... although the tones in their voices seem very... flirtatious. You begin to occasionally hear the smacking sounds of what you assume to be kissing as they make their way to the master bedroom. Then silence...

You cautiously crawl out of you closet and listen carefully. You hear someone moving against a mattress, as well as the unmistakable sound of short, sensual moans. Ew...

Well, as awkward and weird as it is that your Mom and Stepdad are apparently fooling around down the hall from you, it worked perfectly to distract them from you and your... situation.

You look around for boy clothes as your Mom's impassioned voice echoes down the hall. As weird as it is, somehow the raw eroticism of their moans and the total wrongness of you listening in on it actually makes you... respond... down there...

This is totally wrong and dirty, but also... kind of... interesting...