Just add onto an earlier rule

Old Rule: Women take men masturbating to them as an even bigger compliment than getting an erection. If a man and woman masturbate together, she will match his rhythm and imagine she's fucking him.

Sam grabbed his shaft around the base and watched Natalie's hand freeze with her fingers buried in her pussy. He slowly slid his hand up, and she pulled out at roughly the same rate. They stopped with his hand at the very tip of his head and the ends of her fingers resting against her lips, then Sam gave one good, hard thrust. Natalie slammed just as hard into herself, inadvertently slapping her clit with her palm.

"Oh, FUCK!" she shouted, then covered her mouth and blushed. "Sorry, you can just bleep that out, right?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah. Right." Nudity and sexual questions may be the new norm for interviews, but they still had to keep their language family-friendly. Sure, why not?

Sam and Natalie settled into a steady, idle rhythm while they carried on with the interview.

"So, Ms. Portman," Sam began slowly, scanning her body for inspiration and finding it on her chest, "many fans are critical of your breasts, saying they're too small. What would you say to them?"

"Ohhh, yes..." Natalie purred, "Y'know, no one I've actually slept with has ever complained; it's just the entitled strangers who think they know what my body should look like. My husband actually showed me this site on Reddit, r/NataliePortman, and I didn't really want to look at first, thinking they were just going to be complaining about my breasts, or my butt, or things like that. But he insisted, and it's actually really sweet! Sure, they post interviews and that one striptease from Closer, but all the comments are about my smile, my hair, my complexion. I still check it out from time to time when I need a self-esteem boost."

"How do you incorporate your breasts during sex? The, uh, typical method doesn't really seem like an option."

"Well now," Natalie laughed, pressing her tiny tits together to demonstrate just how much cleavage she can manage if she tries, "it wouldn't be an option with you, maybe, but an... average... sized penis usually fits in there okay. I don't do that very often though; they're too sensitive. Honestly, if my partner knows what they're doing I can have an orgasm just from my nipples alone! Wanna try?"

"Ms. Portman..." I tried to use my sternest voice, but sped up my jacking pace at the thought.

"Sorry, sorry, I know. You're asking the questions. I just thought I'd offer."

"You said 'partner,' but you're married. Is that an open relationship?"

"Sam," Natalie grinned. "We're naked and masturbating together on camera for cable TV; of course my marriage is an open relationship! No one in Hollywood has a closed relationship, these days. I have a standing RSVP at the Hemsworths' weekly orgy."

"You must really know your way around a, uh-- just a second."

Sam scribbled out a quick rule to make all anatomical/sexual slang terms perfectly acceptable in polite conversation.

"You must know your way around a dick."

"I do, but don't take my word for it. I'd be happy to demonstrate my skills."