Let him get his rocks off, but not with Melanie

There’s a sex-starved man less than three feet away from a hot, naked 20-something year old. The solution is obvious.

You gesture at his erection, "Why don't you take care of that?"

Greg blushes, "I don't really think that's something a son should talk to his father about."

"I just think you don't look very comfortable, is all."

"Well, uh, that’s true... What with you and your mom, it's not so easy for me—Not that I blame you, of course. I mean, I love having you around again, it’s just—”

“I understand,” you interrupt. “Why not just use that girl in there?” Glancing at the shower, you see that Jenna is finally starting to look like a human being again.

Greg scoffs: “What? I could never do that to your mother!”

"But it doesn't count as cheating if you pay her. She had her prices written on her before... Why not grab some cash and relieve some of your frustrations?" Given your track record, that logic should do nicely.

Greg thinks for a second, then rushes off to his bedroom while you head into the bathroom and inform Jenna that she has one more customer. She seems less than thrilled, but nods anyway.

Greg comes back with a handful of twenties in one hand and a rock-hard erection in the other. "Hey, Sport, tell your mom that I'll be done in a little bit."

Before you even get halfway to the door, he’s bearing down on Jenna’s wet, naked body. Damn, the poor guy really needed some ass, you think. Guess this is my good deed for the day.

On your way back, you hear the sound of slapping cheeks and a girl moaning; Greg certainly didn't waste any time. As you enter, Melanie finishes up with Hannah and looks at you quizzically.

"...Did you hear that?"

"Oh, it's just dad helping out that girl. Don't pay it any attention."

She immediately drops the subject, giving you a polite smile. “Need anything?”