Mother Alice

What in the world I thought as I spent 30 minutes recovering from that amazing experience.

As I sat there it occurred to me that I was in the DND game. How is this possible. As I said twisted DM. A red leather notebook with the DND logo on front appeared in my hand. I opened the book and read my character sheet. Wow this is interesting I am a hot slutty milf and that sex was something else as just thinking about it makes me shake.

However I get to doting subclass traits and frown in disgust. My husband doesn’t know and definitely my son doesn’t know this but I hate little children.

They are so needy and gross. Constantly wanting attention and doing things that is disgusting. I hated Kyle until he was old enough to leave me alone. I mean momma this momma that I can’t stand it.

After reading it I get dressed in my leopard print jumpsuit and wonder what to do now as I walk out the door.

I see children running down the street as I shout “be careful you precious little children” they shout back “we will mother Alice”

As I wish I could vomit with my own behavior.