David returns to work

There was no peace.

There was no peace.

David’s entire day had been dominated by his sentient penis. And now it appears as though she’s even infiltrated his life even when he’s asleep.

She “kissed” him on the lips, “How’d you sleep?”

“Does she know?” David thought, “was that dream her doing?”

“Fine!” He said defensively, “fine” he calmed his tone, “Fine. I slept fine.” Bringing his tone down to a calm, normal level.

There was no peace.

At least his date with Sarah was tonight. So there was at least some hope. “It’s going to go great! Don’t be pessimistic. The date will go fine, I’ll have a girlfriend, and my life might somehow return to normal” David thought to himself trying to be optimistic.

“You better get moving,” Destiny said, “you’re going to be late for work”

“You’re going to let me go to work?” David remarked surprised.

“David!” She remarked joyfully, “I’d love to spend every day with you, too. But I don’t want you to get kicked out on the streets.”

“Finally a normal day,” David thought while breathing a sigh of relief.

—-

David arrived at work. His routine was slightly different than the last time he went to work.

The shower, while a great necessity to wash the past day off of him, was slightly less relaxing than he had hoped it would be.

First of all, Destiny remained at her new favorite spot- preventing David from fully relaxing.

Also, because David has to wash his face three times in the shower. First time, which was the first thing he did, to wash off all of Destiny’s excitement from the previous day. The second time to was off the result of Destiny demanding she wash her. The third time was just for good measure.

As David was waking into his place of employment a woman yelled out at him, “Hey David! I missed you yesterday.”

“Hi Stephanie! I missed you too!” David retorted, “things were a little crazy.”

Destiny, hearing a woman talking to David, used this opportunity to investigate. As she extend up past the waist of his pants and looked out from a gap in his buttoned up shirt.

“It looks like it! What happened to your face?” She asked referencing the marks from where Destiny slapped him.”

“It’s a bizarre story.” David blushed while trying to remember the story he rehearsed before leaving this morning, “I was mugged by someone that must have just left an adult entertainment shop. It was pretty humiliating, if I’m being honest”

“Wow! Things HAVE been crazy!”

“You have no idea!”

“Hopefully things are going better?”

“No,” David thought.

“Things are looking up,” he honestly misled.

“Glad to hear it! See you around!”

—

In his office.

“David, what did we agree too?”

David reluctantly unzipped his pants and Destiny poked out.

“Who was that? Out front?”

“We agreed! No talking!” David frantically whispered.

“Oh please! There’s no one around!” Destiny responsed, “would it be better if I whispered like this?”

“Fine,” he gave in, “that was Stephanie. She works on a different team in this building.”

“She’s cute. She likes you. You go for her.”

“First of all, I’ve got a date with Sarah tonight- so I’m good. Second of all, talking with my dick about women in my company is just begging to get sent to HR. Now, be quiet!”

Just then, his boss knocked and walked into his office, David quickly slip his entire hips under his desk.

“David, I just wanted to swing by and see how you were do- goodness! What happened to your face?!”

“Umm...I was mugged by...” David began...