Introduce Alan to my brother

I make up my mind to simply explain what is going on to Jeremy. It’s not like I did anything wrong, anyway. I do decide, however, that I probably should warn Alan about my brother.

“The thing about Jeremy is that he is a bit of a spoiled brat,” I explain as we wait for him to show up. “He’s the eldest, and Dad always planned on him taking over the Studio. On top of that, he’s a unrepentant horndog. Add all that together, and when you put him in a position of authority at a porn studio, you can just imagine what kind of a monster that creates.”

Alan laughs. “You don’t have to explain. I can’t say I’d be any different if I had a chance to go at it with all the beautiful women who work here.” I notice he is looking rather intently at me as he speaks, and I shift a bit, uncomfortably, and I give a tug at the jersey to make sure it is covering me properly.

Jeremy finally arrives, and thankfully, he is dressed this time. His eyebrows go up when he sees Alan and our states of undress. Before he can start talking, I quickly explain the misunderstanding and how all of this happened. He listens, clearly amused. When I finish, I take a deep breath and prepare myself for the inevitable ribbing.

“So.... You were going to polish Mom’s desk with the help of your boyfriend, huh, Sis?” He chuckles as he fishes out his master key to unlock the bathroom door. “Well, you certainly didn’t waste any time. I think I was working here at least a week before I had the nerve to take a gal into Dad’s office.”

He opens the door, and I hurry inside to put my clothes on. I hear Jeremy speaking to Alan. “So... Is she any good, or do I need to find someone to tutor her?”

I feel my face getting red, and I am about to shout a protest from the bathroom, but Alan beats me to it. “We didn’t do anything, Jeremy. It was an honest mistake; Kathy thought I was my brother, that’s all.”

I finish pulling on my clothes and rejoin the guys, throwing Alan’s shirt back to him with a look of gratitude.

“Well, you definitely look a lot like Alex,” says Jeremy, thoughtfully. “You know, we’re doing a production right now — “Through the Looking Glass: Alice’s Nympho Adventures in Fuckerland.” There is one scene where two sets of twins get into a fivesome with Alice. The problem is that the twin guys we had picked out can’t perform for six weeks because one of them is in a cast from a skiing accident. For the scene to work, they have to be identical.” He rubs his chin thoughtfully, studying Alan.

“So, Kathy.... I can tell he’s close enough in appearance to Alex in the face. How identical is the rest of him?”

I glare at my brother, trying to maintain my composure. If there is anyone who knows how to push my buttons, it is Jeremy. I take a deep breath and say, “As I told you, nothing happened between us. I have no idea what the rest of him looks like.” I refrain from telling my brother that I have been wondering the very same thing ever since seeing Alan peel off his shirt.

Jeremy shrugs. “So you say. I just assumed since he was here to apply for a position that you did a thorough interview. You should know that we can’t just hand a form to guys and ask them things about cock size, whether they can get it up and keep it up in front of a camera, and shit like that. If what most men say about their endowment was true, we’d have no shortage of 10-inchers available for every scene!”

Jeremy goes behind Mom’s desk, opens a drawer, and flips through some files. Finding what he wants, he pulls out a form and hands it to me. “Go ahead and check him out. If he’s close enough to Alex, see if your boyfriend wants to be a star.” Turning to Alan, he says, “I can’t remember the names of the twin gals, but trust me — they’re hot. One of them has a really squeaky voice, but if you just keep her mouth full, no one will notice.” He gives Alan a knowing wink. “Oh... and the part of Alice is played by Lila Bustier.”

Alan takes this all in with wide eyes. At the name of Lila, his jaw drops. “I get to have sex with Lila Bustier?”

Jeremy chuckles. “I thought that’d get your attention. Yeah, for sure. Assuming, of course, that you measure up.” He looks toward me and the form in my hand. “That’s up to Kathy to decide.”

“Me?” I protest. “Why me?” I push the form toward my brother. “Why don’t you do it?”

“Sorry, Sis. That’s not up my alley. I have my hands full doing the assessments on all the ladies. Given how Alan reacted to the prospect of banging Lila, I doubt that he’d be likely to ‘rise to the occasion’ if I’m the one doing the assessment, if you know what I mean.”

I know my face is bright red at this point. I can’t even bring myself to make eye contact with Alan. “But aren’t there staffers here who do that sort of thing? I mean... this is my boyfriend’s brother!”

Jeremy looks at his watch, indicating that he is losing patience with this conversation. “Look, Sis... If you’re going to work here, you’d better forget any kind of prudishness that you might have about sex. For us, sex is money. When you’re jacking him off, just think of it as a $100 bill in your hand, if that helps.” He gives a wink and opens the door to leave. Before exiting, he turns and says, “All of this, of course, assumes that Alex is willing to be in the scene, too.” Without waiting for a response, he leaves, closing the door behind him.

Alan and I stand there in silence for several moments. I look down at the form in my hand. At first glance, it looks like a typical employment application, asking for name, address, Social Security number, etc. It very quickly morphs into something you would never see if you were applying to work at McDonald’s. It asks about sexual preference, as well as the question of whether the applicant would be willing to stray outside of sexual preference for any scenes. It asks about the applicant’s experience with various sexual practices, including BDSM, gangbangs, and various fetishes. Toward the bottom of the form is a section that is to be filled out by the interviewer. This section includes such things as “length of flaccid penis,” “length of erect penis,” “time to go from flaccid to erect,” “time to go to erect after an orgasm,” “ability to maintain erection while receiving direction,” “ability to maintain erection while being watched,” and several other qualifications that make my head spin.