After a surprisingly uneventful day, David returns home

Prelude:

Sarah was surprised that her day wasn’t more awkward with her living tits. They were thrown into such an uproar when they passed David- the first man they saw through her blouse that she expected them to get just as excited with near every man they passed. At the very least, the man she had a crush on that worked in the same building with.

However, whenever they were alone(thankfully) they would commence talking about her neighbor. Who, don’t get her wrong, wasn’t bad looking- but, in her mind, didn’t compare to face and figure of the Greek god that was Leo(her crush).

Her breasts, when they got their alone time would conspire with each other on what they could do to get his attention- even going so far as to practice their bouncing- ensuring that it was the optimum right amount and synchronized. They always let it be known that all this work was specifically to gain the attention of David.

While Sarah wasn’t thrilled with her breasts’ sentience not them commandeering her life, she was genuinely curious about their fascination with him out of all people.

“Are you taking about David again?” Sarah asked.

“Oh yeah,” Left said.

“Absolutely,” Right reiterated, “we want to get acquainted with that dick of his”

“I guess he’s alright,” Sarah confessed, “but what about, say, Leo?”

“Who’s that?” The right asked.

“Is that that man from the cafeteria that you were laughing at every cheesy thing he said?”

“He was funny!” Sarah defended herself, “but yes”

“He was alright, but he seemed a bit boring.” The right replied.

“Yeah,” Left agreed, “very boring”

“But you’re into my neighbor David and you haven’t even heard him talk!”

“We’re excellent judges of character,” the left said.

“And there’s something about David we really like” the right said.

—-

It was towards the end of the work day and David was counting his lucky stars. At the beginning of the day, he had an endless list of possibilities for how the day could have unfolded tragically.

He wasn’t sure if his penis went to sleep, or if that was something that it even did. But throughout the day he didn’t hear a peep from down south. No sudden erratic movements. Nothing.

It was looking as though his high hopes of it just going away weren’t as far fetched as his pessimistic mind perceived them to be.

He whistled as he walked out of the office, we whistled on the way to the station, he whistled all throughout his train ride- much to the chagrin of the other passengers. He didn’t care about the weird glances the other passengers gave him- he was saved! He was normal again! He felt like celebrating!

He got off of his train and continued whistling while even dancing a little bit as he approached his home.

He unlocked his door and went in exhaling a sigh of relief as he closed the door.

“It’s about time!” He heard the female voice say causing his heart to stop as time appeared to freeze, “let me out of here will you?”

He slowly lowered his gaze from the opposite wall to the floor and ending up staring at the tent pitched below his waist. He was speechless.

“Come on!” His penis continued to plead, “I did just what you asked of me. I didn’t even remind you about the zipper that you promised to open up- which was very rude, by the way”

He continued his non-action as he was still unable to comprehend his predicament.

“David. It’s been a long, dark boring day down here. I did just what you asked me to. If you want me to partake in these little agreements in the future I suggest you let me out immediately.”

Very much afraid of his list of fears coming back into play, he reluctantly took off his pants and watched his sentient cock excitedly look around.

Eventually, after relishing being liberated from his pants, it shot up to look at David “Now...where were we?”