A series of slippery escapes

October 6th, 2019 - Sacramento California - Hell in a Cell

Hell in a Cell is still live. After the match for the 24/7 Championship, AJ Styles, Luke Gallows, and Karl Anderson of the OC took on the Viking Raiders and a mystery partner. The mystery partner turned out to be Braun Strowman. ‘The Monster Among Men’ was looking to assert his dominance going into his upcoming face-to-face with boxing champion Tyson Fury and completely overwhelmed the OC. Even after Styles, Gallows, and Anderson got disqualified for all attacking Braun at once, Strowman still managed to fight back and Styles eventually “got these hands”. Gallows and Anderson had to carry the United States Champion up the ramp as they fled the ring.

The cameras cut to the back and show Carmella and R-Truth running out into the parking lot. Carmella is now carrying the 24/7 Championship and has since donned a pair of sneakers, some tight sweatpants, and a hooded sweatshirt that’s hanging open to reveal the top of her red ring gear. R-Truth is dressed in street clothes and is carrying a duffel bag that Carmella presumably got her change of clothes from.

“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!” Carmella chants frantically. So far she’s managed to hold onto the 24/7 Championship and is now looking to get the hell out of Sacramento. “By the way, thanks for carrying around my stuff tonight. I definitely didn’t want a repeat of Monday.”

“No problem,” Truth replies, “Wait… actually… one problem…” He stops and stares around parking lot in confusion. “Where’d we park?”

“You mean you don’t remember?” Carmella asks.

“All these cars look alike!” R-Truth insists. “Any of ‘em could be our silver Honda!”

“IT'S A BLACK HYUNDAI!” Carmella corrects him. She hurriedly scans the surrounding area and finally spots their rental. “THERE IT IS!”

The duo run over to the rental car. But stop short when R-Truth starts fumbling through his pockets in search of the key,

“Come on!” Carmella urged him. “Hurry up! We’ve gotta get--” She’s cut off as she’s suddenly hit from behind. The blonde practically bounces off of the black Hyundai before falling to the floor and dropping her championship.

It’s not Sarah Logan standing over Carmella. It’s Tamina. And a referee.

“The hell?” Carmella gasps as she holds her head in pain. “What’re you doing here?”

“Stephanie McMahon says you’ve been disgracing the women’s division,” Tamina answers. “She brought me back to take you out and is offering a hundred thousand dollar cash reward to anyone who can win the 24/7 Championship from you before the draft. I’m looking to collect that big return bonus.“

Tamina grabs Carmella by her hood and hauls her up off the ground but Carmella does a quick wiggle and drops back down and suddenly Tamina’s left holding an empty sweatshirt as Carmella slips free. Tamina tosses the sweatshirt aside and charges Carmella who drops down and catches the larger woman with a drop toe hold.

Glass shatters as Tamina smashes through the black Hyundai’s passenger side window.

“Aw man… they’re gonna charge us extra for that,” R-Truth complains from the other side of the rental car. Tamina is left hanging out of the car window while Carmella grabs her title off the ground and gets up.

“Forget about the car!” Carmella exclaims. “Did you hear her? Stephanie McMahon put a bounty on my head! It’s been hard enough ducking everyone already. Now she’s given everyone an extra incentive to go after me! We’re gonna be dealing with bounty hunters until the draft!”

“And pirates!” R-Truth adds.

“Wha--” Carmella starts to ask but is cut off when Kairi Sane comes flying off the next car over and tackles her to the ground. But Carmella is now in fight mode. She starts trading blows with Sane and manages to land a hard shot that gives her a little bit of breathing room. “I saw that you lost your tag team title match… but my baby isn't a consolation prize!”

R-Truth rushes around the car to try and help his partner but Sane’s partner Asuka comes running in and cuts R-Truth off then spits a cloud of green mist in his face.

Unlike Nikki Cross, who dove through the mist to attack Asuka earlier in the night, R-Truth lets out a yelp of surprise and reels back and blindly flails his arms around in an attempt to defend himself. Asuka ducks under one swing then jumps up on his back and grabs him in a loose sleeper hold. The technically proficient Empress of Tomorrow wraps her legs around Truth’s sides for a body scissors then bends his arm as she transitions from the generic sleeper hold to a crossface chickenwing. THE ASUKA LOCK IS LOCKED IN!

Meanwhile, Carmella is still brawling with Kairi. The 24/7 Champion has managed to fight back up to her feet but Sane is being extra aggressive and lands a quick knee that doubles Carmella over then she starts to club and claw at the blonde’s exposed back.

This might not even be about the bounty from Stephanie McMahon that Tamina just mentioned. It seems that both Kabuki Warriors are feeling very sour about failing to win the Women’s Tag Team Titles on a technicality and are now taking their frustrations out on the Fabulous Truth.

Kairi grabs Carmella by the back of her top and drags her over to the back of the rental Hyundai and smashes her head on the trunk. She lifts Carmella back up and goes to bang her head again but Carmella catches her with a hard elbow and does a quick wiggle as she employs the same strategy she used successfully against Tamina.

Carmella slips free of Kairi’s hold and is now wearing a revealing black strapless bra that is only really meant to be worn under her ring gear. It just barely covers Carmella’s modest chest and leaves the rest of her toned flat stomach and bare shoulders exposed.

Sane is left holding the Carmella’s empty red top with ‘FABULOUS’ written across the chest. Kairi is caught completely off guard that she just inadvertently stripped a woman’s top off and she even holds the top out to return it to Carmella. But Carmella takes advantage of the fact that Kairi is holding the top with both hands and nails her with a superkick. Sane crashes to the ground and rolls away clutching Carmella’s top to her chest.

“Get your treasure somewhere else!” Carmella shouts at the fallen Pirate Princess. The fabulous 24/7 Champion turns around in time to Asuka release a freshly **** R-Truth, whose face is still coated in the residue of the green mist she spat at him. Carmella quickly lashes out her leg again and levels Asuka with a second superkick before she even has a chance to fully stand up.

Both Kabuki Warriors are down but there’s a groan from behind Carmella and she turns to see Tamina pulling herself out from the car window. Tamina slowly turns around and Carmella lashes out for a third time and connects with a third superkick on Tamina who falls backward and smacks into the Hyundai’s passenger side door so hard that she dents it.

“SUPERKICKS FOR EVERYONE!” Carmella shouts as she stands over Sane, Asuka, and Tamina and picks up her baby. The blonde looks over at R-Truth who is still on the ground. “Sorry Truth, I’ve gotta run.” She points a finger at the referee that Tamina had brought out to the parking lot with her but never got to use. “You! Call for help! Get a medic! And don’t follow me!” The referee stays behind with the four fallen superstars but the cameraman follows Carmella as she runs off with her title.

Carmella flees the parking lot and runs back into the arena but the second she pushes through the door, she trips and crashes to the ground.

Peyton Royce stands back up while Billie Kay comes over and starts stomping on Mella’s back which is nearly bare except for the black strap of her skimpy bra.

“Roll her over, Billie!” Peyton instructs her partner. Billie roughly kicks Carmella in the side and she rolls onto her back.

Kay drops down and presses her hands down on Carmella’s bare shoulders for a quick pin, “Wait… there’s no referee… How’re we supposed to pin her?”

“We’ll worry about that later,” Royce says as she grabs Carmella’s legs and lifts them up so she can remove her sneakers and even her socks for good measure. “Now she can’t superkick us.”

“That’s brilliant!” Billie praises her partner.

“No, it isn’t!” Carmella fires back. She yanks her legs in while Peyton is still holding them which pulls Royce off balance then she twists one leg free and drives her bare foot into Peyton’s shin which knocks her feet out from under her and causes her to fall to the floor. Carmella quickly follows up by swinging her other bare foot up over her head and smashes it into Kay’s face.

Carmella quickly rolls over and scrambles back up and grabs the still reeling Billie and throws her into Peyton as she getting back up. Royce manages to catch Kay and the IIconics stand back up in time for Carmella to run at them and take them both down with a hasty crossbody.

All three crash to the floor but it’s Carmella who moves first as she crawls off the IIconics to retrieve her championship. “Obviously, you iconic idiots didn’t see the end of my match with Sarah or you’d know that I can still land a good kick while I’m barefoot.”

Carmella stands back up with the 24/7 Championship and runs off. She’s lost a lot of clothes in this series of slippery escapes and is now barefoot and down to her sweatpants and her skimpy black bra.

But she hasn’t gotten away yet. The cameraman continues to follow Carmella and as she rounds a corner someone grabs the dangling green strap of her title. The blonde hangs onto the other strap and frantically pulls back and suddenly Carmella finds herself in the middle of a tug-a-war with the 24/7 Championship as the rope… and Sonya Deville pulling on the other end.

Mandy Rose runs in and jumps on Carmella’s back which causes her to finally let go of the title as she tries to fight off the other blonde. Rose slips off of Carmella’s back but manages to gain control of one of the 24/7 Champion’s arms by bending it behind her for a sloppy wristlock. But she can’t get control of Carmella’s other arm as the Princess of Staten Island slaps blindly at the blonde behind her.

“Hurry up and hit her, Sonya!” Mandy calls out as she instead grabs Carmella’s bra strap and uses it and the wristlock to hold Carmella in place.

Deville tosses aside the title and winds up for a big kick but while she's doing that, Carmella quickly employs another one of her slippery escapes. This time she grabs the front of her bra with her free hand and pulls it outward then spins out of Mandy's wrist lock and drops down. Sonya’s leg goes swinging over Carmella for a jumping roundhouse kick… AND COLLIDES WITH MANDY’S HEAD!

Carmella's bra is torn the rest of the way off her as Mandy Rose crumbles to the ground. Carmella wraps her arms around her boobs while Sonya freezes and stares down at her **** Fire and Desire partner in horror.

“MANDY!” Sonya kneels down next to her fallen partner then glares at Carmella. “Get the hell out of here!”

“But she’s got my…” the topless Carmella protests as she keeps one arm in place and motions to the black bra that Mandy is still unconsciously holding with the other.

“LEAVE!” Deville shouts.

Carmella lets out a high pitched whine as she is **** to abandon her bra. She retrieves her 24/7 Championship and clutches it to her small chest and uses it as cover. She starts to leave but then stops and glares at the cameraman. “Don’t follow me! You’re the reason everyone and their grandma knows where to find me!”

The blonde 24/7 Champion hugs her baby to her chest and runs off. She is now down to just a pair of tight sweatpants.

Meanwhile, Sonya is still trying to rouse Rose, “Mandy! Mandy! Wake up!” She whirls around and glares at the cameraman like Carmella had just done. “Don’t just stand there! She’s hurt! Go get help!”

The camera cuts away from Fire and Desire and shows Chad ‘Shorty’ Gable heading to the ring for his match against the STD King Baron Corbin.