To Give Advice.

I waved my hands at him impartially, "Oh! I um," my face flushed again "this isn't what it looks like."

"Really?" he smiled kindly and pointed at my raging hardon "Cause evidence suggests otherwise."

Remembering that I was still totally naked outdoors I clapped my hands over my enlarged penis and crossed my legs, my blush persisted.

"Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not judging or anything. It's that you might want to go find some pants before someone comes along to peek over those hedges." He jabbed his thumb towards the bushes "Trust me, it happens. Same thing happened to me once...well...actually quite a few times..." The gardener blushed and his gaze became distant as if he were reliving some embarrassing memory. As curious as I was about that, he had a point, I had to find clothes or at least find some appropriate covering. Thankfully my sweet Zayne took action, "Alright Jack, I'll start up the car so we can hit the store. Follow me." Zayne walked away.

I turned to follow him but then the gardener grabbed hold of my arm. "Hold on, do you have a moment?" I looked to him curiously "Sorry, I don't mean to hold you up but, how long have you two been dating?"

My blush returned, "I-I uh sorry! We're not...dating..." I spoke the last word solemnly. I actually wanted to add the word "yet" at the end there but things were too complicated. I knew for a fact that I liked Zayne but I have never been so attracted to someone before and on top of all that it was a guy. I didn't know how to go about it.

The gardener shook his head, "Like I said buddy, I'm not judging you, your friend is really cute..."

"I know right!" I brightened up again "Like, I don't even get it! He is so dazzling and cheerful, his smile just brightens up my whole day! He walks into a room and I just want to scoop him up in my arms and..."

He let out a small delighted laugh.

I lowered my head in embarrassment, "Sorry, I can see I get carried away when it comes to him."

The gardener gave me a handsome smile and he shook his head, "Hey, it's totally fine. I get it. I mean it, I GET IT. I know exactly what you're going through. I have this girl, and I find that there is nothing in the world that I wouldn't do for her. Even if it means stripping naked and going out in public in broad daylight multiple times no matter how embarrassing. You may think that I'm exaggerating but I swear I'm not. In fact," he spread out his muscular arms bearing his well-toned chest before me "she's kind of the reason why I lost my shirt this morning." My jaw almost dropped. I didn't think I would run into anybody who had this in common with me working right outside the complex. I was both sympathetic and overjoyed to find someone who can relate. "It's super humiliating of course, but I still love her no matter what she puts me through so I am probably going to end up giving her a 'show' for the rest of my life. But weirdly enough, I'm okay with getting embarrassed as long as she likes me and I can make her happy." I guessed he was a little embarrassed right now having to tell me this because he looked away from me for a moment and his cheeks turned pink as he smiled like a crushing teenager. He must have been thinking about her at that point.

"The reason why I'm telling you all this, is because it's clear to me that your handsome friend there has that 'lives to see you naked' kind of look in his eyes whenever he sees you. I'm quite familiar with that look..." he scratched the back of his head, still blushing as he turned back to face me. "...I'm just saying, as a friendly warning. that dreamy-eyed fellow is probably going to drag you into some more revealing situations. I'm sure he's a great guy, but don't start any kind of relationship unless you're willing to handle more than just the occasional streak," he gestured towards my naked body still shimmering in the sun after the wash. "something tells me that he has got a lot more in store for you than just this. Are you sure you can handle it?"

Before I could answer, a heard a car horn honk behind me. I jumped thinking it was some random passerby getting their jollies teasing the naked man they just saw standing on the front lawn during the day.