Buffy tries to get dressed

Just ten minutes earlier in present Clara's Tardis, a naked Buffy Summers and a naked Willow Rosenberg were standing awkwardly in the doorway, trying to cover their private parts while at the same time staring at the church that was just a few yards away.

Buffy was especially interested in the woman in a red dress who was standing outside the front entrance of the church.

"Why do you suppose she's just standing outside the church like that?" asked Buffy.

"Well, she's a vampire, Buffy," said Willow. "I imagine they're not very big on churches."

"Yes, but they can go in if they really want to," said Buffy. "Angel used to talk about doing just that all the time."

"Well, maybe you should go investigate," said Willow.

"Right now?" asked Buffy. "Dressed like this?"

"You're going to kinda have to," said Willow. "Unless you can get some clothes from somewhere."

"Oh, of course," said Buffy.

With that, she walked over to present Rose Tyler and said, "Okay, Rose. Lend me your dress."

"Sure thing, Buffy," said Rose.

And just like that, she took off her dress and handed it to Buffy, revealing at the same time that whoever had put her in that dress hadn't bothered to put her in underwear as well. In fact, present Rose was stark naked without her dress. And yet she was smiling when she presented it to Buffy.

"Oh, no, you don't," said Willow. "Rose, put your dress back on."

"Okay, Willow," said present Rose.

And with that, present Rose put her dress back on.

"But, Willow," said Buffy.

"No, Buffy," said Willow. "I know you mean well but you have no right to take Rose's dress just because you're naked."

"But Rose is used to being naked," said Buffy.

"Still not fair," said Willow.

"Okay," said Buffy with a long, drawn-out sigh.

"Cool!" exclaimed a naked Amy Madison as she walked up to present Rose, Buffy and Willow. "Now maybe I can borrow Rose's dress. Hey, Rose, lend me your dress."

"Okay, Amy," said present Rose as she started to take off her dress.

"No, Amy," said Willow.

Then Willow turned toward present Rose. "Rose, put your dress back on."

"No," said Amy. "Take it off."

"Put it on," said Willow.

"Take it off," said Amy.

"On."

"Off."

"On."

"Off."

"On."

"Off."

"On."

"For Goddess's sake, you guys," said a naked Tara Maclay. "Give the poor girl a break."

Then Tara turned toward present Rose and said, "For now on, Rose, you don't have to do anything you don't want to."

"Okay, Tara," said present Rose.

"You're your own special person," said Tara.

"Whatever you say, Tara," said present Rose.

"You should be free to do whatever you want," said Tara.

"Your wish is my command, Tara," said present Rose.

"You -- oh, what's the use?" asked Tara. "Okay, Rose, I get it. The spell of obedience can not be broken with mere words. So just please tell me what you really want."

"Oh, that's easy," said present Rose.

And with that, she took off her dress and bowed down before Tara, presenting her dress to her as a gift.

Then present Rose said, "I want you, Tara, to be my Mistress."