In the park

I was right there in the park butt naked, as I teleported to the park without my clothes, baring all for the on lookers in the park. I strode through the park, with not a stitch of clothing, hiding my most private members of my body which is both my genitalia and bare bum at that. Walking through the park letting go of my privates, there were both men and women eyeing me, as it was mostly the women who were admiring my body. Then as the people in the park were looking at me, they then started to laugh as well, while a women took out her cellphone and took a picture of me as she laughed too. Then as she did that, I then cupped my genitals and covered my bare ass, as I went behind a park bench, hopping that I could teleport again to some place else. I then came from behind the bench and proceeded to a tree to hid myself from the on lookers that were looking at me, for most of them that were looking were women who came closer to get a better look at me. I now came from behind the tree and walked on, still cupping my genitalia and ass as I made my way out of the park as the people looked, while pointing and laughing at me, as I walking out of the parked with nothing on.

Then as I was about to go out of the park, I saw a couple on the grass having a picnic with a sheet on the grass and a picnic basket on it. Then as I saw the man and woman couple having a picnic, I thought to myself "thank god" as I went over to them. "Hey there guys, nice day huh?" I said to the couple as I went over to them. Frist the couple looked at me with weird looks on their faces, as the man then said to me "sir, your naked," and as his girl looked at me with a smile. I then told him, "yeah I know, and if you two could excuse me," and as I said that, I snatched the sheet that they had under the picnic basket, as he shouted out to me "hey!!, that is our sheet!" as the girl with him laughed at me running off, as I tried to cover myself with the same sheet.

I then stopped running for a minute, and in doing so, covered in the sheet, I turned around just to see the same man running towards me. Then as the man came closer, I side "Oh Shhit" as I disappeared leaving the sheet that I covered with on the ground. Then the man finally got his sheet back as he picked it up off of the ground saying "where the hell did he go?" Puzzled as could be.