Jake pisses off his Girlfriend (alternative)

Jake grinned to himself as the pair walked through the mall. His eyes glancing to the watch in the see through plastic bag he was holding in his right hand. He couldn’t believe himself letting her talking him into buying it. The likely hood of the watch actually working was next to impossible for the price he had paid. However, he couldn’t shake the thought on the off chance it really works as it claims. It was too tempting not to try, curiosity getting the better of him he removes the small case containing the watch from the bag.

Jake’s girlfriend snatched the case from his hand turning to sit down on the fountain’s edge. “Down tiger, don’t you think you’re a bit too eager checking it out here?” He rolled his eyes giving sly smirk. “I was just wanting to take a closer look at the watch. Besides wasn’t it you who asked me to get it? You sounded pretty eager yourself when we were in the store.” He added coyly, she could probably see right through him. He had to admit he was a little too excited at the idea of using it. “So then there is no harm in trying it here then?” She said grinning removing the watch from its case.

“If you want to go ahead, I doubt it actually works anyway.” He said dismissively trying to play it off cooly. She called his bluff, her focus now on the gold watch resting between her hands. It made a chirp as she turned it on the display registering one male within three meters. She pressed the select button the display quickly changed showing her the measurements of his cock. “Guess you should get a refund because this clearly must not work. Last night you told me your erection was 6.5 inches, but the display on the watch says its detecting a 5.4 inch penis.”

She said teasingly her focus returning to reading the different functions and buttons. "It IS 6.5 inches you must be using it wrong! You can't even program a calculator so why would you know how to work this stupid thing.”Jake fired back angrily regretting the comment as soon as he said it. Though what right did she have saying something like that in public. "Huh!? I can't figure it out can I?" She said with a devilish smirk. Jake started to grow concerned as she pressed the down arrow and the screen started to change numbers.

5.4 inches, 5.3 inches, 5.2 inches, 5.1 inches, 5 inches, 4.9 inches. She lifted her thumb from the button showing him the display. “Sure you don't want to apologize Jake? And maybe you should apologize for lying about your dick size while we're at it.” She said in a huff. “Tch, fuck you bitch! There's no way that fucking thing even works." Jake replied bitterly.

"Fuck me? Not with such a pathetic shrimp dick like you'll be having!" She said while entering in a few button presses hiding the watch face from Jake. Jake begins to feel a tingly sensation in his crotch. Could this watch actually work!? No... it can’t possibly. It must just be an itch that so happened to occur at this moment he told himself. “One inch soft and two inches hard, enjoy your new dick, we’re through if it wasn’t obvious” She said smiling evilly standing up about to leave.