Easy access to Cum and Cocks (and don't forget the balls!)

Anna had a problem. It was a simple problem, but a problem nonetheless. At 25 she still hadn’t done the dirty. In otherworldly a she was a virgin. And really she was a virgin in all meanings of the word.

Of course she hadn’t had “sex.” The only thing that had penetrated her was her own fingers and her favorite toy, Icarus. No oral either, though there was that one time her junior year of college when she and Eddie, a nerdy guy from her Calc 3 class, had gotten drunk together at a party. They got a little frisky and did some hand stuff but it went one way only. He got lucky and Anna gave an inexperienced handjob that didn’t even get him to cum. Though that may have been the copious Amounts of liquor that prevented they eventuality.

Regardless, Anna had never done much with the opposite sex, aside from a few make out sessions and that single sloppy handjob. It wasn’t like she didn’t want to. She had a libido off the charts but her shy personality prevented her from making any aggressive moves. She was cute enough with an angular face, perfectly shaped almond eyes, and a bit of a butt. She was lacking in the chest department though which shot a hole through her meager confidence. Her friends always told her that she was a catch, that guys were too afraid to approach her. That might be true but she wasn’t sure.

She had been told by her friends just how tasty cock was, balls too she was assured. And they wouldn’t shut up about cum. They acted liked it was some ambrosia of deliciousness. Like it was the best thing this side of the Mississippi. “Mana from god” her former roommate Claire had said. She always just nodded and agreed, too embarrassed to admit she had never had the privilege to taste the delicious nectar herself.

But despite that, she still felt an urge. A deep desire to partake. It was almost like she was an addict without even having had the product. Doctors called this feeling “the craving” thought that was just the laymen’s term for it, the scientific one being too complicated for Anna to remember. Everyone woman had it. A deep burning desire to drink cum. The craving usually started at around age 18 and it continued until the day you died. Explanations for it ranged from a biological adaptation to promote procreation to an evolutionary advancement promoting monogamy. It affected women of all sexualities, prompting conservative commentators to declare it a sign of the normative nature of heterosexuality.

All Anna knew was that she wanted some cum, cock, and balls (mostly cum) and she wasn’t sure she could wait much longer. Knowing this app was just a fun time killer, she didn’t think much of it. But Anna let her imagination run a bit wild.

“Why not?” She thought. “Might as well have some fun!”

Basically she wanted easier access to cum, cock, or both. How she could accomplish that was anyone’s guess.

Anna saw what looked to be a space to write in new rules but she decided looking at existing rules might help too.

“Maybe one of these rules might trigger my mind.” She thought.

She scrolled through the list of rules. Rules about gender equality, about TSA approved liquid containers, rules about economics and mathematics. None were very helpful for her current task.

Then one caught her eye.

• Generally, for sexual intercourse to occur, there must be mutual consent to all relevant sexual acts by all parties involved.