The Morning Show : Part One !

It was a much warmer welcome for Debbi than on her first appearance on The Morning Show, after the initial press hounding around the affair of Roddy the footballer. Then she was an interloper, perceived as a wannabe and fair game for a rough ride. Now she was one of them, an insider who'd carved her own little niche and things were much more chummy. Debbi first noticed this with the makeup girls but now also with the four woman panel. What the hell if it was totally insincere, she could play the game as well as them now and it was a darn sight better than getting the third degree !

"Our next guest needs no introduction. Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for Bimbo WAG !" The head of the panel introduced Debbi who strode on confidently in a tight leather mini skirt and equally tight scoop necked sweater. She hadn't worn a bra and made sure to cross her legs provocatively as she sat down.

"So Bims" the host began. "Been doing much lately ?" Audience laughter.

"Oh, a little bit of this, a little bit of that" grinned Debbi to more laughter.

"Seriously, what was that all about in Abu Dhabi ? It couldn't have been much fun ?"

"Actually it was quite scary for a time Brenda and the worst thing was that none of it was my fault."

"But they said you flashed your tits and fanny ?" another panel member cut in to more studio laughter.

"Yeah, well, but not on purpose !" Laughter.

"I hear that a certain Joey may have been involved ?"

"You mean the French guy ?"

"French ?"

"Yeah, Mr LeStud he called himself"

"Bims, that's two words, The Stud, not a name !"

"Oh well, I've never heard of him" Studio laughter.

"You'd never heard of Joey the Stud ?"

"Well, there are so many programs now aren't there ? I mean, it's possible that some people may even never have seen WAGs Go Wild and I'd never seen Boys From The Potteries !"

"A ha, so you did know the program ?"

"Now I know but not at the time. Anyway, it was that idiot's fault that I ended up flashing." Debbi briefly explained about the iced water for the entertainment of the audience but she studiously avoided mention of him fingering her !

"Were you scared when they arrested you ?"

"I certainly was until that nice cuddly man from the embassy turned up"

"The ambassador ?"

"I think that's what they called him. Lovely man"

"And I hear the PM and the Duke may have played a part in getting you out ?"

"I was lucky they had that trade mission I must admit" Debbi was serious for a moment.

"But you pleaded guilty ?"

"What they called a plea bargain. And technically by their laws, I was guilty !"

"Did you see the PM ?"

"I did, to apologise for being a nuisance and a bad girl. The Duke was very kind"

"We'll talk more after the break but for now ladies and gentlemen, a big hand for Bimbo WAG !"