Some unattended obligations

“It wasn’t my fault I didn’t call!” you plea to Professor Stump over video call. “I was stuck in Erika’s gym! She was doing…”

Lewd, depraved, and impure…

“…interesting, fascinating, and educational things! And her gym! It smelled…”

Lovely, thrilling, arousing…

“…awful, putrid, and just plain bad!”

Bluff Check: Passed!

“Hmm…” Stump ponders, adjusting her glasses slightly from the other side of the laptop. “That’s a strange reason to be stuck somewhere. I’ve seen a few pictures of the Celadon Gym Leader, and she never struck me as someone to keep a smelly gym. Maybe it’s intended to give her an edge by distracting her opponents?”

THAT’S IT! You thought it was strange that you got so hot and bothered as soon as you stepped inside! The weird air in her gym was to blame. It smelled good, but it must have been working other, vile effects in the background! And it’s the reason you were reduced to some slut who was always **** to cum. Not that you’ll ever make any mention of such unspeakable acts!

Stump continues, “Oh well. I guess you’ll just have to cope with the smell if you want to beat her.”

Impossible.

“Or buy a gas mask.”

Also impossible. You could never afford it.

She concludes, “I’m glad you’re okay though. Even if I can barely see your face.”

“Grr… Mankey cut it out!” you yell, sending your monkey pokemon sailing onto your bed, then getting your long hair out of your face. Oddish uses this opportunity to climb up onto your lap, bobbing up and down happily. You chuckle and stroke his leaves.

Stump remarks, “Oh yeah, that little guy. Hasn’t he been in your party for a while now? I’m surprised he hasn’t evolved yet.”

She makes a good point. Oddish has some Poison-type attacks that could be helpful against Grass-types. But you already knew that last time you faced Erika. That wasn’t the problem. The real problem was…

“But if awful smells are your problem, a Gloom isn’t going to help you. Unless you spend so much time with it that you become acclimated to the scent,” the Professor continues with a chuckle. Her uncharacteristic joking is completely overshadowed by hamster wheels turning in your head.

……..THAT’S IT!!!!!

“Professor I have to go!”

“Whoa, did you get offended? Sorry, I was just jo-”

*click*

You pick up Oddish and put him on the table in front of you. You eagerly ask him, “Are you ready to become a stinky flower?”

He looks back at you with wonder.