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"Okay how would you define cheating?" he asked.

"Barry, its one thing to hear about my single sex life, but you don't really want to hear about things I've done since I married your father!"

"I do."

"Look, I promise, until you, no man has been in this pussy since I married your father," she said. "Good enough?"

"Not really," he said. "Does that mean you've just been with other women, or does that mean the men have just been in other places?"

She looked out the window.

"Ellen?" he said, gently touching her arm. "Its okay, I understand. Dad doesn't satisfy you. He doesn't even try. Anything you've done with anyone else is his own fault. I just find it hot."

"Really?" she asked, nervously.

"Really."

"Okay, then, its both," she admitted. "I've been with several women since our wedding. Sally and I never stopped messing around. We snuck off just a few days ago, when I was supposed to be in that wreath making class at Hobby Lobby."

"Wow, that was like two days ago," he said, surprised.

He couldn't believe there was a whole other side to his mother that he'd never imagined. He couldn't believe she'd had a lesbian lover for the last twenty years!