The knight doesn't know how to play

"So this is like Go Fish, right?" Asks the knight as she picks up her cards.

Khala can barely contain her grin as Gilda the mage's face goes white.

"You... you don't know how to play?" The woman dressed in a barrel asks her over-confident friend.

"I'm a great card-player!" The knight insists, her voice getting a little higher in pitch as she starts to get defensive. "Besides, I always beat Sally when she and I play."

"Please, please Hilda don't do this," the mage begs. "Let's just go."

"Oh no," Hilda insists. "I'm going to win your stuff back and strip this bitch bare!"

Gilda the mage puts her face in her hands in despair as Hilda the knight grabs a mug of ale, downs it, and then slaps her hands on the table.

"Deal the cards!" Hilda barks.

Khala suppresses a smile. This is going to be easy...