Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros) / Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros): Amnesiac, Curvy Frame, G-Cup Tits

Your name is Eric Blackwell, and you're filthy rich.

Once the CEO of an innovative LA tech company, (which specialized in video game emulation apps for smartphones) you eventually ended up selling the company and retiring from public life to pursue your passions.

Unsurprisingly, one of those passions is women; but despite your wealth, good looks, athletic build and an acre or so of stunning beachfront property, your social anxiety has ensured that you remain a relatively sexless millionaire. The swimsuits of countless beach bunnies may litter the nooks and crannies of your beach house - left behind in the aftermath of the many raucous parties you'd hosted for your friends and associates, no doubt - but they never belonged to anyone you'd bedded.

That's when you had an idea: if it's such a struggle, why mingle with flesh-and-blood females at all? You'd heard about these Love Doll things - realistic, customizable sexbots that could replicate any identity and be made to adopt any trait... Maybe something like that would be more your speed?

You spend a week or two looking into it. The online manual and FAQ is extensive, but chock-full of good information that helps you determine what you want in a personal sexbot, and after a few days of deliberation you decide to bite the bullet by ordering yourself a custom version of your childhood crush, Princess Peach.

She arrives at your front door about a week later. You waste no time in tearing open the box and dragging the egg-shaped container within to your bedroom, taking care not to bump or jostle it too much along the way. Only when the container is safely prone on your bedroom floor do you reach down to pop open the lid.

The pod produces a thick, rolling mist when you first open it, though the vapor gradually disappates to reveal the immobile beauty inside; a nude - but fully made-up and accessorized - physical recreation of Princess Peach, complete with the huge tits and abnormally ample curves you'd requested... And, if the successful inclusion of these custom body type specs were any indication, this Peach would awaken with no memory of the Mushroom Kingdom or her fictional life as a princess, either!