I am from E!Now...

I look the buttler straight in the eyes and with my most serious face I say, "Hello, I am Joe Stevens from E!Now and I am here to interview Buffy. I mean Sarah."

The buttler does not give a very aproving look, instead he tells me to wait at the door and he leaves to fetch Geller. Several minutes later he comes back to the door and invites me in. He shows me to a couch in what I think is her living room.

"Miss. Geller will be with you in a moment. Many I get you something to drink Sir?" he asks.

I shake my head no and the buttler leaves the room again. Now I am alone sitting on Sarah Michele Geller's couch. I can barely believe my luck. While waiting I look around the room and notice the most amazing picture of Sarah sitting above the fire place. I quickly glance around making sure I'm alone and then take the picture out of the frame and stuff it into my pocket. After I sit back down on the couch and wait for her to come meet me.

Sarah walks out from another room and I stand to meet her. She shakes my extended hand and I introduce myself as Joe from E!Now. Sarah sits down first then I sit down on the oposite end of the sofa.

"You say you're from E!NOW?" she asks, "It's funny that you don't have a note pad..."

I think quick and respond, "I have a tape recorded in my!"

She nods but still seems unsatisfied with my answer. "So, let's talk about your TV show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I say.

She nods again, waiting for me to ask the questions.

"How do you enjoy the love-making sences? I mean do you like to make them? Is it hard?" I ask, hoping she'll be very detailed.

"It's my job. I do what I have to do. If it's in the script, I do it," she responds.

The interview doesn't seem to be going the way I wished it would. Sarah is wearing a very sexy light blue skirt that goes from her waist to her feet and on top she is wearing a white spegitti strap tank top, which is making me aroused.

Thinking I need to keep the interview going I ask, "For the special we're publishing covering you, I need to include a little about where you live, So I was wondering if you'd show me your home."

Sarah nods ok.