WAGs Go Wild !

Debbi got to work with the popcorn maker and the three settled down to watch the advance copy of the three episode series of WAGs Go Wild. It was the usual format of heavily edited 'reality' footage, with a jokey ladette voice over linking the clips of genuine dialogue. It soon became clear that the editing was making Debbi the prime focus of the series, both in terms of being older that Roxanne and Solveig and being linked with more prestigious 'conquests'.

"You should dress like that more often" grinned Lawrence, as Debbi was shown teetering into a club wearing a barely there little black dress. "Tyrone's really getting into it" laughed Lesley, as a full blown snogging session appeared on the screen which showed the hem of the aforementioned little black dress being shoved up towards Debbi's waist !

When they reached the episode shot on the island and the famous shower scene , Debbi squealed "There's my bum ! They said they'd cut it so my bits wouldn't show !" "Bums aren't classed as bits" Lawrence rationalised. "Bums are funny, not sexy" Lesley added. "Oh I don't know. I think bum's are sexy, especially yours Deb" Lawrence begged to differ. On the whole, Debbi thought it was funny, despite it being cut to still make her out to be a bit of a bimbo.

"What do you think ?" she asked. "I think it's the kind of thing that'll bring you a lot of tabloid coverage again for a few weeks when it's broadcast" Lawrence said. "Do you think it's wise to carry on with the porn video after this mainstream exposure ?" he wondered. "I'm signed up now, I don't want to be sued for breach of contract" Debbi lamented. "Can't you use one of those false porn star names with lots of double x's in it ?" Lesley suggested. "Not really, they want to market it as featuring Bimbo Wag, make use of my celebrity, such as it is ! That's why they paid me so much."

"Oh well, Harry'll smooth over any adverse reaction again, that's his job" Lawrence reassured Debbi. "Can you come along with me on the shoot for support ?" Debbi asked him.