End of the lecture

The lecture ends and you walk out of the room. These lectures are SOOOO boring. Damned meaningless too. You could write any test of any subject at any time, and you would still end up with full marks in all of them. It isn't that hard, really. The reponses are ALLWAYS ORGA!!!!

3 female goblins and 5 male goblins enter a room, how many goblins are in the room? Answer: 1 ORGA!!!!

What happened during big famine 16 moons ago? Answer: ORGA!!!!

The name of the current goblin king? Answer: Orga.

What do we do if the nest gets invaded? Tricky question, the Answer: ORGA!!!!

You got no idea how can some of your classmates have a hard time.

Well, it doesn't matter. It's a nice day, you got a date and you survived the daily lecture.

You run up to your living quarters. This particular part of the nest belongs to your family. You got a really huge family. You got over 100 brothers and over 50 sisters. Your mother is a really popular broodmother of the tribe and so you don't get much on the side of parenting.

This is probably also the reason why you got a thing for older man. Nah, no way right?

You enter your room and change your clothes, your date is hot and there is no way you won't show him your leopard skin underwear!

It was a gift from your mother when you become an adult. It means a lot to you!

You really hope that guy feels lucky to have a date with you. I mean many can get a turn on one of the monthly orgas, but how many can get the absolute attention of your beautiful self?

Yeah, I know not many would think the goblins to be the dating kind but many things changed since your tribe can't get slaves from the outside.

Well, whatever. Your date is waiting, and you got your spotted weapons ready let's go!