Nami is WHAT!?!?!?

The following morning, I woke up with a start, my brain still trying to make sense of what happened last night. As I looked around, I see Robin in the kitchen, cooking breakfast for us with a smile on her face. When I approached the table, she then turned her head. "Good morning Dan. I made your favorite: Chocolate marshmallow pancakes." I then looked at the table, seeing the food sprawled out like a buffet. Nervously, I decided to speak. "R-Robin, I t-think you made too much." At this, she then put the last pancake platter on the table and smiled. "Actually, this is all for a very special party. Oh, Dan. Your father will be so happy to see you after all this time." Wait, what? My father? As I was pondering this, the doorbell suddenly rang. Robin then answered the door and let in a girl. She was about 7'2 with orange-auburn hair, and a weird shark tattoo on her shoulder. "Hey champ. It's been a while since I last saw you. I'm Nami, and I'm your father."In that moment, I fell backwards and passed out.