The Boy Vomits on Her

Lauren felt pretty good leaving the coaster, but the guy next to her did not. As soon as he got off, he blew chunks all over Lauren's daisy dukes. Lauren started yelling at the timid boy and grabbed a napkin to clean off the mess. She was infuriated, but, at the end of the day, she did not hate the boy; she understood it was natural. Well, she did not hate him yet...

As she was cleaning off, an employee came up to her and said: "Ma'am, please remove the shorts."

"What!?" cried Lauren.

"Ma'am we cannot allow biological waste such as vomit to be spread around. It contains bacteria which can make people sick. That leads to lawsuits," said the employee, "I know it is embarrassing, but your bottoms will protect you."

"My bottoms," said Lauren.

"Yeah, didn't you read our terms and conditions? We require all patrons to wear swimsuits beneath their clothes in case of such accidents," said the employee.

"But I have nothing on underneath!" screamed Lauren.

"Well, ma'am, I'm sorry," said the employee.

He proceeded to remove her daisy dukes. Lauren was in absolute terror. He undid the button, the fly, and he proceeded to pull down. For a couple of seconds, Lauren had no idea what to do as she stood there with here hairless pussy and fat butt in the wind. The cameras came out almost immediately, and, after the sound of countless pictures, Lauren realized what was going on.

What did Lauren do?