Lagertha

I sat down for hours and looking up at the now returning Arya who started at me, “Didn’t end well either Brienne was saying!” I nodded before saying, “It’s no use I will still think about her everyday and night!” “If I am going to be honest she will regret her decision years later, I remember me thinking that when she made the North independent!” I nodded before saying, “Doesn’t change the point that I have to chose a bride tonight and I only have a few hours left! Are you available?” she laughed before saying, “What is with your family line and wanting my body?” she winked before saying, “Cersei almost demands I return or she is going to chain me down!” “Sounds like a... pleasant evening!” she nodded before saying, “It does until her massive cock tears you apart!” “Take the lead then and teach her to love not to purely fuck!” “I suppose but you are more important!” I sighed as she stared at the images and being cautious Arya spoke, “Want my opinion?” “Might as well! You seems to the only one that isn’t mad!” she walked up and grabbing Lagertha’s portrait and handing it to me spoke, “Lagertha. She is the closest thing to my sister: brave, strong willed, independent but also has the qualities we need of: Brings support and troops, brings in peace with the Norwegian’s and would be a strong Queen if anything happened to you!” I nodded before saying, “Brienne likes her because she can fight!” “Exactly!” I nodded before saying, “You sure you aren’t up for marriage to me you were obsessed by the idea years ago!” “But now I have Cersei, sounds weird I know but Cersei loves and cherishes me!” I nodded before kissing her cheek walked out to the three doors and looking over there I saw Sansa walk into her room, “Pick someone who isn’t like me!” Sansa spoke, “That last thing you want is her to get angry and be a grumpy bitch.” I turned to face her and shaking her head spoke, “No!” I sighed before hearing the door close looked back at the list and picking the middle one walked in to see Lagertha, who undoing her boots smiled, “herre, du kom til meg!” I nodded before saying, “Jeg liker deg veldig godt. En vakker kriger og kvinne som er sterk og uavhengig. Vil du gifte deg med meg?” she smiled before kissing me spoke, “Hva med sykdommen min?” I smiled before holding her spoke, “Jeg er dødens gud. Jeg har måter og venn som kan hjelpe! La oss bekymre deg for det senere!” she nodded and kissing me spoke in English, “Yes, I will marry you. Den ene linjen jeg lærte for vårt møte“ and kissing her walked over to her bed.

She undid her dress and smiling there I saw the warrior body of the woman who bested Brienne twice, she brushed part of her braided hair out of the way smiled as I started to undress with her and kissing her she simply spoke, “Gud som min elskede!” I smiled before holding her in my arms spoke, “Min dronning” and leaning her head onto my chest spoke, “I. Will. Do. My. Best. To replace. Sansa!” and hugging her tighter spoke, “Nei ikke. Jeg elsker deg som en blodig kriger, ikke en godt kledd fancy kvinne!”

She lead me to the bed and undoing her bandages discarded them to the floor and me to stare at her beautiful well-formed breasts and laying down waited for me to join her I removed my trousers and shirt before kissing her breasts as she pushed me down onto the sheets and taking my cock spat on it before lowering her hips onto me with little struggle apart for the odd grunt but smiling she leaned back and started to ride, “Shit” I groaned sitting up and feeling her legs be put either side of me she wrapped her arms around me and kissing her neck I spoke, “Best decision I ever made!” before pushing her down on the covers watched her spread her legs in bliss crying out thanking the heavens and truthfully I wasn’t far from doing the same and after cumming once we didn’t stop; This was going to be long and hard.

It was a bit of an rush, two weeks later and we were married with the policy of getting anything out our system before it, I remember my stag night and Arya doing a striptease which led to me and Cersei both fucking her and each other to humans it sound wrong but to us god’s the dream of impregnating Cersei was a desire but as cocks flapped up and down so did our cum and later it turns out Arya was pregnant but it was clear that the child was not mine from the no first Civilisation features and the physical features were human. However, Lagertha and me was different I would and did serve her sexually when she wanted it and less than a few days after our firstborn she was pregnant again; the first two of four children.

Eight years later

I looked at Lagertha who kissing me turned around and looking out over the vast metallic and Norwegian army. “They have angered our god’s and by hell with Odin and Ares fighting hand in hand behind us we will offering them their blood!” the men slammed their spears to the ground and banged their shields with their weapons and Brienne adjusting her gear spoke, “They are going to be slaughtered. How dare they touch my people!” I nodded before sticking my head against hers and holding each other’s head I barked, “We will kill them for what they did to your people! You have my word!” she nodded before stopping listened to the sound of horses ride, “Thánatos?” and pushing them out of the way saw from the chair a chariot ride out and into the room stopping with an skid against the floor and looking back we were met by the two glowing people.

“Athena! Ares?! What are you two doing here!” “We thought you could use some help!” “Oh yeah?” and nodding Athena spoke, “Complications! People hated what they did to you and Sansa and a lot more god’s are getting more and more annoyed at Zeus!” I looked at Ares who spoke, “I am not getting embarrassed again by that ass, Thánatos you know him!” “But you? Here! I know we are friends, well I am your only friend but you on Earth!” he nodded before saying, “I know, I know! I am just seeing it as an holiday, I won’t cause no trouble unless a war starts...oh look a war!” and rolling my eyes I looked at Athena who spoke, “I am not going to let my little nephew have all the fun!” and nodding I spoke, “Right get in then!” they nodded as I spoke, “Two fronts. The South and North. The South is larger so Me, Brienne, Arya and Ares will mop this up! North with be secured by Catelyn, Jon, Lagertha and Athena! Gilly and Roslin defend the children, tell Cersei she is acting Queen!” they nodded before adjusting my gear heard, “Who’s that?” I looked up to see Athena mouth gaped stare at Brienne, “Brienne Stark, Queen of the South!” and smiling Ares spoke, “Wow! You didn’t tell me she was that attractive!” “Brienne I told you god’s would love you! Beautiful and unique!” she nervously smiled as Gilly grabbed her arm and smiling Athena spoke, “We won’t touch her Gilly! Plus we have a war!” she nodded and tapping her shoulder spoke, “To war!”

We rode to the south coast and looking out there we saw the Danish men set their camp up and looking at Brienne spoke, "I think we should send the cavalry in to slaughter them whilst they sleep, the rest of us will form up!" Ares nodded before looking over spoke, "We go in and slaughter or burn them, cavalry after their sweep will advance before they can even armour up!" I nodded before seeing Ares draw his sword spoke, "Come on!" he lead the horsemen in and charging forward I looked over to Arya and Brienne before speaking, "Arya command the Archers, kill all human's, Brienne you lead the right flank and I will lead the weaker left flank!" they nodded hearing the roar of Ares as he started to slaughter the men who cried, I ordered the men forward slaughtering the men who couldn't armour up, seeing Brienne drive her sword into one's skull as sh e yelled, "Get off my island!" I killed one and seeing Ares ride back through he dismounted slaughtering more before stabbing the leader into his side pushed him towards me as I stabbed him in his chest and Brienne to chop his head off. Ares smiled salivating in the blood before seeing the leader of army (Drenge) and looking down I spoke, "What are you doing here?" "Lagertha… she killed my kings brother, you think we forget what she did!" "So that's why she was in a hurry!" "You knew?" Brienne snapped and shaking my head I spoke, "She was exiled, just happens her being ill helped in the reason... the exile was the ending of it! These bastards just don't learn when to quit!" we saw the other men and shaking my head I snapped, "Go home and tell them what you saw, what we are and that if they ever dare to attack again we will come for them and raise their own dead to kill them!" I got my sword and chopping his hands off spoke, "Without hands a king is useless!" and looking back spoke Brienne spoke, "We monitor the coasts, you go north if they want the queen then she is an target" I nodded before looking at Ares spoke, "Come on then!" he smiled and taking some of the cavalry spoke, "Let's ride!"

"Sansa Stark of the North!" Lagertha called out and nodding Sansa turned around to say, "Queen Lagertha of the Britain!" they bowed before walking up to each other faced each other, "How are things?" "Evidently better than the North!" "Danish ships raid our shores like now!" Lagertha nodded before saying, "How are you?" "Alive and alone! You?" "Cured! Thanatos asked Artemis who asked Asclepios for a cure! He gave me a potion and haven't felt bad since. The children are well as well with baby Sansa on the way or Alfred depending on the gender!" Sansa nodded before saying, "Been very active!" "As to your sister, twins...Caroline and Robert; she wishes to see you!" she nodded before Lagertha excitedly spoke, "Oh Sansa, I can tell you because you understand...my heart pounds next to him, I feel like a little girl when in front of him and want to worship his body every minute of the day!" Sansa nodded before saying, "Yes I do! I miss him terribly!" Lagertha nodded before saying, "You know Sansa...you could visit us, he cares for us dearly, maybe...you know!" "What?" "We could arrange something! You aren't exactly ugly and I have dipped before!" grabbing her hand and pulling her hand away spoke, "No Lagertha, you two are great together and I don't want to ruin it, also unlike my sister I am straight, no offence...I love Than and no one else but you love each other!" Lagertha kissed her cheek before saying, "Think about it!" and looking at the camps spoke, "Let's go and kill some Danish!"